Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to forget about that time you accidentally had sex with a creeper and ended up exploding in more ways than one. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more insane stories to tell your friends.

From building giant phallic structures to battling a horde of zombie villagers who are just looking for a good time, our server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Dimension Hops: 15
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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