RegrettableCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Emeralds Found:	8035
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Dimension Hops:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	218407
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9514
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2150

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4752	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1536
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Towns Built:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	60
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Animals Bred:	140	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ores Mined:	4445	Crops Grown:	9297
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	47974
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Farms Harvested:	595	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Void Gems Collected:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	2
Crops Grown:	3747	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3496	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Tanagra Internet Adventures

Adventures, Allegory, Communication, cooperation, culture, Darmok, Dathon, El-Adrel, friendship, intercultural communication, internet, Jalad, Language, metaphor, picard, Sci Fi, Star trek, Tanagra, teamwork, Technology, Unity

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

ViralVentilation – CleanAirCraze

air cleaners, air filtration, airborne transmission, CleanAirCraze, Healthcare, Hospital-acquired Infections, Hospitals, indoor air quality, infection control, mitigate, respiratory health, spread, study, unpredictable effects, ventilation, ventilation design, ventilation systems, viral infections, viral particles, viral spread, ViralVentilation, virus containment

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Votes:	391
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have ventilation systems that will blow your mind (and maybe some viral particles too)! come on in and experience the thrill of dodging viruses while building your dream world. who needs boring old hospitals when you can have a wild adventure in our virtual realm? come join us and see where the particles will take you!

Players:	92/300	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Ores Mined:	4474	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0