RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Vanilla Dimensions

if you enjoy fun, building and slaying enemy’s this is the server for you

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Farms Harvested:	943
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CrusaderCraft

Hello lad! And welcome aboard the Crusader craft Ship one of our finest luxury ships in the Minecraftia Sea! Please take a seat and enjoy your Voyage to the Main Land! Hi everyone and welcome to the CrusaderCraft server (nice intro right! XD) this here is a great server filled with Amazing staff and our most beloved owner kingviper! As you enter the main land of Galilee there are many I mean many things to do! Like Grab a couple of people and play some rounds of Free for all PVP, MobArena’s , PVP team arena and much more! Right across the street there is a Quest Building where you can find a quest to fight an ender dragon, travel all across the land to many different kingdoms, or conquer an Enemy base and find the most Diamonds and Gold you have ever seen! Not only is this a RPG server but don’t forget about the survival aspect of it, Grab a couple of friends or just by yourself and make your OWN town and survive! We ask you to only Greif in the wild (outside of kingdoms and towns) other than that enjoy and we Hope to see you on here soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Farms Harvested:	818	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Finally Minecraft

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TeamCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE

TeamCraft is a highly balanced Factions / PvE / Survival Minecraft Server.

We are a group of experienced Minecraft players tired of cheating, flying, instant teleporting repeatedly and even some players having full immunity. It breaks the fun and Minecraft’s dynamic completely. Every player should have a chance to counterattack whoever is his enemy or how much he donated to server with a real chance of success.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SlayerCraft

IPs: slayercraft.csrv.pl or s46.csrv.pl:39774

Welcome to SlayerCraft – Polish but globalised server. Don’t worry, we use mostly English so it won’t be a problem for You to understand anything.

Here you can: – explore HUGE map (+/-30 maps merged in one), from skyscraper cities to underwater dungeons – enjoy our projects, and help us if you want to (eg. Stronghold – one of the biggest spaceships ever made, with everything inside) – decide who you want to be – you can work in mine or be a Lord of one of our districts (you have to do something to be someone like this example though) – be an OP (after a specified time, no-banning, no breaking rules and paying regulary for the server) – be an GM (for this you don’t have to pay, but you have to be noticed by our community, you have to be someone known and known for good things :)) – and of course, you can enjoy many events on our server (we have many parties, sometimes we destroy something for fun, or just… destroy something for fun :D)

WE HAVE OUR OWN WIKI (being prepared for english version)

Like us on Facebook – facebook.com/slayercraft

Be addicted, be cool and cause no trouble and you’ll be rewarded

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Iceycraft

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival

Server IP:mc.iceycraft.org JOIN NOW! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! Website: www.iceycraft.org

Iceycraft Network: Anarchy Server – No rules! Hack Clients Allowed! Factions Server – Create Factions, Grief, Raid, Protect! KitPvP Server – Take your skills to another level! Creative Server – Build what your imagination desires!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EnchantedPVP

A server with hardcore PVP factions incentive. We are low on players, and looking for new ones. We may be accepting/allowing staff applications later on.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Alien Abductions:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minevival

Economy

Vivalgaming: Minevival is a dedicated 24 hour hosted premium minecraft server that has been built by the old Minevival team. The server is highly community focused, and covers the whole minecraft section in the Vivalgaming community.

The goal of Minevival is to build a strong community with players that enjoy socializing and playing minecraft with each other. Our staff team will not only ensure that you’ll have fun playing minecraft with awesome people, but they will also provide you with the best gameplay that you can possibly access! We can achieve these goals with our many special features, like custom built spawns and arena’s, a plot system which is used to built a community spawn, McMMO to boost your regular survival experience, many plugins that are customly made for our server to provide a unique way of playing and much more other cool stuff!

Because Minevival values their community, the staff team will hold close bonds to the players itself. We will try to organize as much ‘events’ as possible, and the community can make suggestion and vote about future ingame features!

Another aspect that Minevival values, is that we don’t want our server to have a pay-to-win system. This is why all our donation ranks exists for the sole reason to support the community and the server.(and for some great cosmetic effects!) We’ve also got monthly donation goals, and server-wide packages.

Minevival is currently not accessible for everyone, but is using a whitelist. However, you can get acces to this awesome community by filling in a form on our website, and being an active member!

If you’re interested to join this community, you should definitely check out our website: www.minevival.com.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Lo69Craft

We are a dedicated friendly server always trying out new ideas to keep things interesting, 24/7 95% up time with multiple worlds. – Creative world for testing – Treasure Hunts, Mob Arenas And Zombie Runs. – Full Grief Protection, Shops, PvP And PvE. – In game ranking system.

Rules (0 tolerance for newcomers) No Griefing Spamming Or Using Hacks. No Swearing Or Offending Others.

IP:85.13.203.197

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Wrath Pvp

If you want a hardcore faction server then Wrath pvp is the place for you there are very nice mods and admins and the pvp in this server is amazing we would all very much appreciate it if you came and joined are server who knows you might even want to donate so please join wrath pvp and tell them gagerules sent you (owner- Wfloydboy Head Admin-smash)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Vanilla PVP Grief

PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Vanilla

You will not find another pvp server with pure vanilla fighting and building. No factions, no free items, no whitelist, no building restrictions. The city is there just so you can flatten it. Griefing is allowed, however do not confuse griefing with cheating. Anyone using cheating programs will be banned permanently with no warnings.

WARNINGS! 1)Difficulty is 3 and Anarchy PVP is hard. If you are new to Minecraft, do not play here and complain. 2)World spawn is camped. Follow the advice below or die like a fool. 3)Dungeons are extremely hard. With full armor and 2 people it is barely possible.

If spawning under attack, make a run for it. Use F3 to note your secret base location. Move to 500+ blocks from spawn and build a bed. Collect 26 Iron for armor and sword. Construct a Bow and Arrows. Return to spawn to seek blood!

Players’ Ender Chests and held items will be saved between seeds.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Animals Bred:	53
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineSpark

Massive multiworld server with friendly, adult Admins and Moderators. We have several survival worlds, a creative world that uses kits, a redstone world, as well as a few custom ones unique ONLY to MineSpark (Outbreak zombie survival, and Kingdoms RPG world). Come join us at minespark.net!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Potions Brewed:	131
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Emeralds Found:	5826
Dragon Eggs Found:	6784	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Mines Excavated:	1365

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HYPERCRAFT

We have admins who are willing to help, a nice website, lots of fun plugins, and no lag! There is a whitelist, but everyone get accepted.

Get whitelisted at: http://hypercrafting.enjin.com/forum

Mumble: east2.voice.enjin.com:61123

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ZunixPvP Hardcore PVP

– ZunixPvP – ▪ Hardcore ▪ Factions ▪ Raiding ▪ Stealing ▪ Griefing ▪ Arenas ▪ A Nice Community ▪ Many Events ▪ Tons More > Our Current IP is: 198.12.65.29:25965 < Our goal is to aim for the best community out of all of the Hardcore servers. We are an up-and-coming server with confidence that we will be your favorite choice as a Hardcore PvP Server!

Want to know more? JOIN THE SERVER!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	4246	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Celestria

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Photos: https://imgur.com/a/NaMTjwb

A magical survival server with optional RPG elements, java and bedrock support.

Land claims, rollback protection, and fantastical locations to explore, economy, and McMMO is just a hint of what we offer. You can expect standard survival features but also many other quality of life improvements. The server has a heavy focus on kindness, relaxation, and chill vibe, toxicity strictly not allowed and will be swiftly dealt with.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Towns Built:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.