RegretKidnappingMe – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crescenta

auction house, Bounties, Brewery, Chestshops, Claims, Classes, Crescenta, Diplomacy, Economy System, Expanding, Geopolitical, Land, Lands plugin, Minecraft, netherite, PvP, Races, Rework, Roleplay, Server, Skill System, Token system, world-building

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ores Mined:	8674
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Farms Harvested:	714	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Crescenta – Geopolitical Roleplay Minecraft Server
IP: crescenta.org

Crescenta is a geopolitical roleplay Minecraft server, seeking players to join and contribute to the world-building of this new and exciting world. The server offers unique features to enhance the gameplay experience, including an expanding world border, a skill system and PvP rework, lands plugin style claims, a fully fledged economy system, token rewards for worldbuilding and roleplay, brewery, races and classes, and NO resets.

Join Crescenta today and start your adventure in this rich and immersive Minecraft world!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is Crescenta?	Crescenta is a geopolitical roleplay Minecraft server focused on world-building and player interaction.
What are some unique features of Crescenta?	Crescenta offers an expanding world border, a skill system and PvP rework, lands plugin style claims, a fully fledged economy system, token rewards, brewery, races and classes, and NO resets.
How can I join Crescenta?	You can join Crescenta by connecting to the server IP: crescenta.org.
Is there a Discord server for Crescenta?	Yes, you can join the Crescenta Discord server at https://discord.gg/R8HRKkhvPd.

CliqueCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, bump, bump the thread, Clique, clique faggot, CliqueCraft, FAGGOT, faggot bump, faggot clique, long tail, tags, Thread, thread bump, thread faggot

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombie chickens? It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a rave party in the Nether.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies. And the community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending meme convention.

So, grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your therapist.

BombCraft Minecraft Server

arms production, BombCraft, defense capabilities, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense manufacturing, defense policy, defense supply chain, geopolitical implications, heavy bombs, Israel, locally produce, military independence, military procurement, military technology, Minecraft, national security, reducing reliance, self-sufficiency, Server, shipment holdup, strategic autonomy, US

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	149	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Farms Harvested:	542	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna blow stuff up in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got heavy bombs dat u can make locally, no need to rely on dem US shipments anymore.

imagine da chaos u can cause with these bombs, blowing up entire villages and creating massive craters in da ground. it’s like fireworks but on steroids!

join us now and be part of da revolution in minecraft warfare. let’s show dem other players who’s da real boss in town. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and start blowing stuff up like a true madman!

SnowballCraft: Trudeau’s Reject

annex, Canada, controversy, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, Hell, international relations, North America, Politics, REJECT, rejection, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, Statement, threat, trudeau, Trudeaus, trump

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2863
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even trudeau rejected trump tryna annex canada just to play on it. yea, u heard me right, trudeau was like “nah bro, i gotta build my virtual empire on this server, sorry trump”. and u know what else? the creepers here are so friendly, they give u hugs instead of exploding in ur face. it’s like a freakin disneyland for minecraft players. so come on, join us and experience the madness for urself. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone. ain’t that just the cherry on top?

NoMomentumNoMe

acceleration, Body, Cease, conservation of momentum, ENERGY, Existence, force, inertia, kinetic energy, Mass, momentum, momentum conservation, movement, NoMomentumNoMe, physical science, physics concept, physics principle, PHYSICS., potential energy, STOP, Velocity

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN STOP ALL MOMENTUM IN YOUR BODY AND WATCH AS YOU CEASE TO EXIST! IT’S A WILD RIDE, LET ME TELL YA!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE ALSO HAVE FLYING PIGS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND UNICORNS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING TOO!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (MAYBE)

Autophagy Space Neurons – Protecting Brain Cells

Autophagy, Brain, brain cells, cell health, cells, Damage, discovery, Medical research, Molecular biology, Molecule, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neurons, neuroprotection, new, OSP-1, Oxidative Stress, potential target, Protect, Protecting, Regulate, researchers, Space, treatments

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	12

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND DISCOVER THE MYSTERIOUS MOLECULE OSP-1! IT WILL MAKE YOUR BRAIN CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND PROTECT THEM FROM OXIDATIVE STRESS LIKE A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DANCING AND PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG, THANKS TO OSP-1! YOU’LL BE THE COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK WITH YOUR SUPER PROTECTED BRAIN CELLS!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT, ALL THANKS TO THE MAGICAL OSP-1! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU HAVE AUTOPHAGY REGULATION, RIGHT? LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE THOSE BRAIN CELLS, Y’ALL!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, Minecraft, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Magic Items Found:	4732	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2m.vanilla-box.ru

Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, BUILD, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, nearby, Plugins, sense of community, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6687	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Features	No tping, claims, or economy plugins
Community	Encouraged to build relatively nearby
Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and get whitelisted here
Are there any non-vanilla plugins?	No, there are no plugins that alter the vanilla experience
Can I teleport to other players?	No, tping is disabled on the server
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server

Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Blame, cultural influence, Dilemma, Femininity, Gender Roles, Haven, herbivore, Japanese culture, Masculinity, Media influence, relationships, societal behavior, societal change, societal commentary, societal expectations, societal impact, societal norms, societal pressure, societal trends

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Animals Bred:	45
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff, come join our Minecraft server where we debate whether anime is turning people into herbivores!

Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!

We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!

CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	2265
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Holy Grails Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Void Gems Collected:	10

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Star Shards Collected:	120	Magic Items Found:	5226

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Players:	104/400	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1