RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NeverAgainCraft

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

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LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MayhemCraftUK

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So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

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Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

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So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9971

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

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Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Mate Value Power Play

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come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to Onxy Middle School include: 1. DiamondCraft – A server focused on community building and team activities, with a strong emphasis on player collaboration and friendly competition. 2. EmeraldPVP – A PvP-focused server with unique gameplay elements and events, perfect for players who enjoy a mix of strategy and combat. 3. SapphireSurvival – A survival server with a strong emphasis on building and exploration, offering players the opportunity to create their own adventures in a vast and immersive world. 4. RubyRealm – A server that combines elements of survival, PvP, and roleplaying, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences for players of all interests. 5. TopazTown – A family-friendly server with a focus on creativity and community, perfect for players looking for a welcoming and supportive environment to play in.

Each of these servers offers a unique and engaging experience, similar to that of Onxy Middle School . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2857	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Gods Slained:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BabyBlocker2021

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Love in the Nether – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where romance blooms in the most unexpected places! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with roses and heart-shaped blocks. As you explore further, you come face to face with a creeper holding a bouquet of flowers – talk about explosive chemistry! Join our server for a chance to find love in the most unconventional of places and embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a dungeon or have a romantic picnic on top of a volcano. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience love, laughter, and lava on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Towns Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41