Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dimension Hops: 3
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Empires MC

    Empires MC

    Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Towns Built: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

    Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays
    IP Address play.broomstix.net
    Default Ports N/A
    Discord Server https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
    Online In-game Map https://map.broomstix.net/

    Features:

    • Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
    • Bedrock and Java cross-play
    • Hard difficulty
    • Custom enchantments
    • Teleport mobs with lead
    • Free fly on Sundays
    • ProtectionStones for land claiming
    • Bartering economy system
    • No griefing
    • Main PvP arena with keep inventory
    • Random teleportation in overworld
    • In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
    • Minecraft-Discord integration
    • Responsive staff
    • Voting ranks and rewards
    • Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

    Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

    Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

    Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

    Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

    Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Evil Villain Minecraft Server

    Evil Villain Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

    ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 8 Ores Mined: 580
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

    DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

    Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

    Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

    Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BabyBumpBucks

    BabyBumpBucks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

    Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Villages Defended: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CelebrityScape SMP

    CelebrityScape SMP
    Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Dragon Eggs Found: 742 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

    MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

    Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Mines Excavated: 4268
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10
    Falling into the Void: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

    DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt
    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Towns Built: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 12

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zapene Pixelmon

    Zapene Pixelmon

    ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

    IP Address play.mushroomvalley.net
    Features Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
    Modded No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
    Dynamic Map View Map
    Discord Join Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded? No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
    How old is the server? The server is 1 week old.
    What plugins does the server have? Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
    Is the community friendly? Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Magic Items Found: 5669
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Emeralds Found: 6029

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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