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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 102
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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