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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5023 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
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