RegretCraft SMP: WorstDecisEver | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Void Gems Collected:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Emeralds Found:	3986	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Joining this Minecraft SMP is definitely not the worst decision you’ll ever make, unless you count the time I accidentally built a house out of TNT and blew it up thinking it was a firework show. But hey, who needs a house when you can respawn, am I right?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin turned into a giant chicken and started terrorizing the villagers. Or the time we all decided to have a dance party on top of the Ender Dragon’s lair. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the Macarena while dodging fireballs.

So come join us and be part of the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve or accidentally start a sheep rebellion. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times I’ve fallen into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Chimeras Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Potions Brewed:	132
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1581	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mines Excavated:	3834
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Villages Defended:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ores Mined:	8383	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mines Excavated:	3685	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	157	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Buildings Constructed:	19	Star Shards Collected:	171
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	5753
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Emeralds Found:	3435
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Love Letters Sent:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4211
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3542

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	9661	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!