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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 9310 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3147 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 148 |
Joining this Minecraft SMP is definitely not the worst decision you’ll ever make, unless you count the time I accidentally built a house out of TNT and blew it up thinking it was a firework show. But hey, who needs a house when you can respawn, am I right?
Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin turned into a giant chicken and started terrorizing the villagers. Or the time we all decided to have a dance party on top of the Ender Dragon’s lair. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the Macarena while dodging fireballs.
So come join us and be part of the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve or accidentally start a sheep rebellion. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times I’ve fallen into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
