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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 3732 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7176 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 197 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you’ll never look at mining and crafting the same way again.