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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4428 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 9500 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Do you regret not joining our Minecraft server sooner? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re in for a wild ride! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamond swords out of its horn.
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even befriend a creeper who tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of cheese or dive into a pool of lava and emerge unscathed (Disclaimer: please don’t actually try this).
So say goodbye to your regrets and hello to the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun.
