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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 1493 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even befriend a creeper who tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of cheese or dive into a pool of lava and emerge unscathed (Disclaimer: please don’t actually try this).
So say goodbye to your regrets and hello to the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun.