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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8425 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 174 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 976 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 55 |
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