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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mines Excavated:	1669	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	752	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	735	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crops Grown:	2963
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8768	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Animals Bred:	175
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Potions Brewed:	90	Votes:	8242
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	18
Ores Mined:	2923	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Towns Built:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	125
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Buildings Constructed:	26
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8607	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gods Slained:	2