RegretCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7145	Astral Projections Made:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server earlier in life? Well, fear not, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest blocky dreams!

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about building a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava filled with friendly creepers? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest imagination. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden riches and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft land?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3060	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	New Chunks Explored:	74074
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5529	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ores Mined:	9085
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Void Armor Forged:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Emeralds Found:	5871
Buildings Constructed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	4141
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Towns Built:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Towns Built:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	185	Runes Activated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	6573

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3744	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Potions Brewed:	196	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Void Gems Collected:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Star Shards Collected:	217
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!