Regret to Inform You Kross is Based Now – Minecraft SMP

#announcement, athlete, Based, inform, Killer Kross, Kross, Link, Minecraft, News, Notification, now.., professional wrestling, real, regret, smp, social media, Status, tweet, update, URL, Website, wrestling

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5719	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Votes:	6141	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents and the creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary player RealKILLERkross, who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of him riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

MysticCraft – ShadowRealm 1.20.5

1.20.5, 3D Debut, Anime List, baubau, Birthday 3D Live, BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, Cute Little Sister, debut, fuwamoco, merch, MysticCraft, NSFW, Schedule, shadowrealm, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Mines Excavated:	1439
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality! Why join, you ask? Well, because our server is like a cute little sister edition of Minecraft – it’s quirky, it’s fun, and it’s totally bonkers! Plus, we have streams that are so insane, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion. And don’t even get me started on the debut videos – they’re like nothing you’ve ever seen before. So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together!

VacayVillaVeto

attachment, Boundaries, Communication, emotional attachment, ENTITLEMENT, family cabin, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family heirloom, family relationships, passive aggressive behavior, personal space, Protective, Respect, Selfishness, sharing, vacation home, vacation time, VacayVillaVeto

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your virtual cabin like it’s a family heirloom! Just like this player’s cozy vacation cabin in the mountains, our server is a safe space for you to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and experience the thrill of defending your virtual property from pushy brother-in-laws who want to take over your land! Build your own vacation cabin, complete with passive-aggressive comments from NPCs who think you’re being selfish for not sharing your space.

Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a cabin” – on our server, every block matters and every build is a family heirloom. So come on in, protect your turf, and show the world that you’re not just a block builder – you’re a block protector!

Wanderlust SMP: Travel & Build

Adventure, bucket list, BUILD, culture, Dream destination, Escapade, escapism, Exotic, Explore, globe-trotting, Journey, SightSeeing, smp, travel, travel adventure, travel dreams, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel plans, vacation, Wander, WANDERER, Wanderlust

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	3709
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

OMG guys, like if I could travel anywhere in the world right now, I would totally go to this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! Like, they have the craziest builds and the most insane players you will ever meet. I heard that they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, there’s a rumor that the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens! Can you imagine mining for diamonds with a chicken alien? It’s like a dream come true, bro. So yeah, forget about traveling the world, come join this Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life! #ChickenAlienDiamondsLavaCoasterFTW 🐔💎🌋🎢

BlocktopiaUSA

American, aspirations, BlocktopiaUSA, Challenges, citizenship, culture, dreams, Economy, feelings, Future, goals, hopes, Identity, opportunities, optimism, Perspectives, pessimism, Politics, society, success, uncertainty

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of worrying about the future and just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have a blast? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and unleashed a horde of zombie chickens upon them! It was chaos, but oh so hilarious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. Yes, you read that right, a magical unicorn!

So, if you’re ready to leave your worries behind and embark on a crazy journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a sprinkle of magic, then join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, your future has never looked brighter (or more ridiculous).

EuroCraftSummit

Conflict Resolution, Crisis, crisis management., diplomatic efforts., diplomatic talks, eastern europe, emergency summit, EuroCraftSummit, European Council, European diplomacy, European leaders, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, peace negotiations, political discussions, regional stability, security concerns, summit meeting, Ukraine

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

so, liek, u know how ukraine is like, in europe and stuff? well, our minecraft server is liek, the perfect place to escape all that drama. u can build ur own lil ukraine in minecraft and be the leader of ur own country.

we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any emergencies, even if its just ur mom yelling at u to do ur chores. plus, we have a special potion that turns u into a ukrainian superhero with the power to stop any war or conflict.

join our server now and be part of the most epic summit ever held in minecraft history. who knows, u might even become the next president of ukraine in the virtual world. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a lot of snacks, cuz things are gonna get crazy up in here.

FrontierSMP

armor, Balanced Economy, Bedrock cross play, Bosses, Brewing, contracts, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Discord, Economy, Exploration, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot system, MCMMO, no pay to win, Pyro Plugins, Pyrofishing, server ip, smp, Textured Weapons, Tools, Towny

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5462	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Cross-Play Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.4

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot.
Towny: Focused on enhancing the Towny experience.
Economy: Balanced economy with no crazy numbers.
Custom Items: Loot system with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor.
PyroFishing & Farming: Popular plugins with Mining being added soon.
Contracts: Complete contracts with other members for major infrastructure builds.
No Pay To Win: No promotion of Pay To Win.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP: Play.FrontierSMP.net in your Minecraft client.
Is Bedrock Cross-Play enabled on this server?	Yes, Bedrock Cross-Play is enabled with port 19132.
Are there custom items on this server?	Yes, the server features custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.
Is there a towny system in place?	Yes, the server focuses on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience for players.
Is the economy balanced on this server?	Yes, the server has put a lot of effort into balancing the economy to avoid extreme numbers.
Are there any Pay To Win elements on this server?	No, the server does not promote Pay To Win and encourages fair gameplay for all players.

SunriseCraft 1.20.2

1.20.2, coping with depression, depress, emotional well being, feeling sad, good morning, guys, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental Wellness, morning motivation, morning routine, positive mindset, seeking support, self-care, Struggling, SunriseCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	2858
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Animals Bred:	167
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Hey there fellow gamers, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where depression turns into laughter and sadness turns into pure chaos!

We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

If you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now and experience the most mind-bending Minecraft adventure of your life. See you on the other side, if you dare!

FiancéFragranceFail

#workout, AITAH, Alternative, aluminum free natural deodorant, Apology, body odor, breast cancer, breast cancer awareness, Communication, FiancéFragranceFail, health, Honesty, hygiene, Men’s locker room, personal care, purging period, relationship, sensitivity, sweat, telling my fiancé she stinks, tiktok

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7030	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing stinking up the place is your epic gameplay! Join us and leave behind the drama of aluminum-free deodorant purging periods. Our server is so fresh, even your fiancé will forget about TikTok conspiracies and breast cancer scares. Plus, we promise no men’s locker room smells in our virtual bedrooms – just pure, pixelated paradise. So come on in, apologize to your fiancé with a diamond pickaxe, and let’s game on!

CraftyChopsticks Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, China, cooperation, CraftyChopsticks, cross-border cooperation, Diplomacy, diplomatic ties, economic development, economic ties, EU, foreign policy, germany, global partnership, global politics, international collaboration., international relations, Minecraft, Partnership, political dialogue, Server, strategic alliance, summit meeting, Trade

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7108
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

come join dis epic minecraft server where china and germany are bffs and workin together to build da ultimate minecraft world. we got pandas and beer everywhere, it’s like a crazy mashup of cultures. u can build ur own great wall or autobahn, the possibilities are endless. plus, we got special quests where u gotta team up with merkel and xi jinping to defeat creepers and zombies. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

AstroCraft2032

2032, armageddon, asteroid, AstroCraft2032, Astronomy, catastrophe, celestial body, collision, danger, Disaster, Doomsday, Earth, Impact, impact event, near-Earth object, planetary defense, Probability, Risk, Space, space exploration, threat

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Farms Harvested:	598
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz like, there’s this wild rumor that an asteroid has a 2% chance of hitting Earth in 2032. but like, no worries, cuz on our server, we got a secret bunker where we can all hide and survive the apocalypse together. plus, we got flying pigs and dancing llamas, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? come build your own bunker and prepare for the end of the world in style. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so like, join now before it’s too late!

We survive and build cities ⭐ on Sundays /Fly 💫 server minecraft

Adventure, building, Cities, city building, collaboration, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, Exploration, Fly, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, SUNDAYS, Survival, telegram channel

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	283	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Telegram Channel http://t.me/cityBuildServer

s25.joinserver.xyz:25989

Infinity Isles

+18, Community, Discord, Discord Voice Chat, donation options, East Coast, Events, Harassment, Infinity, Isles, java, LGBTQ, non pay-to-win, player head database, PvE, Resource worlds, shopping district, smp, Staff, structured shops, Toxicity, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to Infinity Isles!

Join our active community

Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server that began on the 25th of March. We’re a community-focused server with some plugins to help with quality of life and multiplayer fun. We are always looking for new players to join us, so if this sounds like a fit for you, be sure to apply!

Why should you join?

🍦 SEMI VANILLA: We are a primarily vanilla survival server with changes that improve gameplay, such as fast leaf decay, live map, and head drops.
🔒 WHITELISTED: We review every application to make sure that only the best players join our community! Rest assured, trolls and immature players are not welcome here. Our staff team will promptly handle griefers, and any damage they may cause is swiftly rolled back and repaired.
🌎 SERVER LOCATION: We are hosted on the East Coast of the US to ensure a good connection and reachability for players worldwide.
🛒 SHOPPING DISTRICT: Infinity Isles has its very own player-run shopping district with themed shops that let players show off their creativity!
🐻 EVENTS: We hold scheduled bi-weekly events with prizes organized by our staff team and members of the community. We also have our latest off-scheduled shenanigans: Storage Wars, an ongoing ARG, and quarterly Charity Events!
⛏️ RESOURCE WORLDS: We have special-made portals at spawn leading to resource worlds for all three dimensions; overworld, nether, and end! Here you can gather large quantities of materials that would otherwise ruin the beauty of our main world. It’s also great for finding un-looted structures!
💸 NO PAY-TO-WIN: Donation perks are strictly non-P2W to ensure every player has the fairest experience. All proceeds go directly towards improving server performance as the server continues to expand and grow each week. Contributors have access to fun commands such as /sit and /lay and will also be able to access the player head database using /hdb. You can browse our donation options at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/.
🔧 STAFF: Our team of friendly staff are here to help you if you need a hand! We have zero tolerance on any harassment or toxicity, fostering a welcoming, kind environment for our players.
👾 DISCORD: We have an active community over on Discord, regularly chatting in channels and in voice chats!

We’d love to have you join our community. Apply in our discord:

https://discord.gg/infinityisles

Nimi’s Dreamland 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, bluesky, ceres fauna, Dreamland, Fauna Archive, Fauna media, Faunwell, grasshoppers, Hide, ignore, Invincible Rainbow Arrow, It’s Not a Phase, Konbakuwa, love Fauna, member VODs, Miss Fauna, Miss Nimi, Naplings, Nimi Nightmare, nimis, Report, saplings, Schedule, twitter

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? It’s so crazy, it’ll make you question reality and regret ever reading this post. Why should you join? Well, because Miss Nimi and Miss Fauna are there, duh! They’re like the queens of this server, spreading their rainbow arrows of invincibility and making you feel like you’re in a totally different dimension. Plus, there are grasshoppers and naplings to report, hide, and ignore – like, what even are those? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity).

RoomieRevenge Minecraft Server

compromise, headphones, insomnia, Minecraft, noise levels, RoomieRevenge, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate compromise, roommate conflicts, roommate consideration, roommate habits, roommate issues, roommate respect, Server, sleep deprivation, Speakerphone

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of roommate drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise no loud roommates will disturb your building adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building without the constant noise of a roommate who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of headphones. Our server is a safe haven for those who value peace and quiet while they mine and craft their way to victory.

Don’t let your Minecraft experience be ruined by a roommate who thinks their late-night conversations are more important than your sleep schedule. Join our server and leave the roommate drama behind – because in our world, the only noise you’ll hear is the satisfying sound of blocks breaking and mobs being defeated.

So come on over and join us – where the only roommate you’ll have to deal with is the friendly villager who always has a great trade deal for you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MommaDramaCraft

anger management, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cultural insults, disrespectful behavior., emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, false accusations, family dynamics, Gaslighting, Homophobia, MommaDramaCraft, parent-child relationships, passive aggressive behavior, self-care, toxic relationships, unhealthy communication patterns, victim mentality

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your psycho mom’s drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your dream world away from all the craziness.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any moms accusing you of leaving used pimple patches in the shower drain. We promise!

Forget about guilt-tripping and manipulation, on our server, the only thing you’ll be manipulating is blocks to create epic structures. And don’t worry, there won’t be any weirdos yelling at you for things you didn’t do.

Join now and leave all the drama behind. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft lover to enjoy your life with. It’s not weird, it’s just Minecraft!