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FamilyCraft Minecraft Server

abusive family dynamics, anger issues, codependency, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Dysfunctional family, Emotional support, emotional trauma, family expectations, Familycraft, financial dependence, forgiveness, intergenerational trauma, Minecraft, parental control, past trauma, reconciliation, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, South Asian culture, Therapy, uni tuition

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	90	Runes Activated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Towns Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server! If you’re looking for a place to escape your crazy family drama, then look no further because our server is the perfect virtual getaway.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with a dad who kicks your mom in the stomach while she’s pregnant or a mom who threatens to cut her own throat over homework. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your epic castle with.

Join us and leave all that real-life chaos behind. Who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and build a fortress to protect yourself from any emotional baggage your family tries to throw your way?

So come on in and let’s build a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations, not from your mom expecting you to be her emotional support system. Let’s escape reality and create a new one filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe a little bit of revenge on those pesky skeletons.

MotherInLawNoWeddingInviteGetHelp

alcoholism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial dependence, mental health, mother-in-law issues, MotherInLawNoWeddingInviteGetHelp, relationship boundaries, toxic relationships, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding stress

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like this insane story.

We’ve got family drama, drunken shenanigans, and even a dog-sitting debacle that will leave you on the edge of your block. And if you think your in-laws are crazy, just wait until you meet our community of players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of virtual chaos while building your dream world? Plus, we promise no one will throw water at you or accuse you of stealing money from their purse. It’s a win-win!

BlocktopiaVIP

Awareness, BlocktopiaVIP, Privilege, societal advantages, societal biases, societal blind spots, societal inequalities, societal norms, societal privileges, unacknowledged benefits, unconscious advantages, unrecognized privilege

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

The privilege of joining our Minecraft server, where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky! Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can ride llamas into battle, build a castle out of cake, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might regret it a little).

DisinfoCraft: Zelenskyy vs Trump

Communication, Diplomacy, DisinfoCraft, Disinformation, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Politics, president, Propaganda, trump, Trust, Truth, Ukraine, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! zelenskyy says trump is ‘surrounded by disinformation’ but on our server, the only thing surrounded by disinformation is our legendary treasure hunt!

rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you will unlock special powers to turn all the creepers into cute kittens! but be warned, there are trolls lurking in the shadows ready to steal your loot and prank you with exploding chickens!

join now for a wild ride of adventure, mystery, and chaos! who needs politics when you can have a blast on our server!

Escape The Grind 1.21.1

1.21.1, adult content, adult entertainment, avoiding work, don’t wanna, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Gaming, grind, hentai, jacking off, Lazy, leisure, not working, procrastination, Relaxation, self-indulgence, stay at home, temptation, time off, video games, work

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	5861
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Yo, forget about adulting and responsibilities, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build a world where you can jack off to pixelated hentai all day long!

We have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic PvP battles that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve entered the Matrix.

Join us and let your inner child run wild as you explore endless possibilities and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

So ditch work, forget about the outside world, and come join us for a wild ride that will make you never want to leave. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that hentai action!

ChairRuiner Minecraft Server

accepting money, accepting money from friend, bully, chair replacement, ChairRuiner, financial compensation, financial dispute, friend’s brother, friendship conflict, Minecraft, new chair, paper plates, party guest, party incident, paying for damage, potential conflict, returning money, ruined chair, Server, social etiquette, social media, spilled food, Venmo

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	4881	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of friendships being tested over spilled food and ruined chairs.

Our server is so lit that even paper plates get blamed for being too flimsy! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with a community that will venmo you money you didn’t even ask for. And if you need to buy a new chair because of the chaos, we’ve got you covered with unexpected funds!

Join now and witness the ultimate showdown of who’s the real TA in this crazy Minecraft world. Will you be the one accepting the money or the one dropping friends from social media? The choice is yours on our server!

CraftyQueerPalz

acceptance, anxiety, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cooking classes, CraftyQueerPalz, DATING, emotional cheating, friendship, gay best friend, Honesty, horror movies, japanese food, Jealousy, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, relationship, stigma, Support, Trust

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the complexities of modern relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and confusion, just like this Reddit post!

On our server, you can explore giant kitchens with your best friend who happens to be an excellent cook, just like Alex. Cook up a storm and forget about those pesky cooking classes that your significant other doesn’t want to attend.

Watch horror movies, eat Japanese food, and go to comedy shows with your best friend, because who needs a boyfriend who doesn’t vibe with your interests? Plus, if your boyfriend gets jealous and bans you from hanging out with your friend, just remind him that your friend is actually gay and has a long-term boyfriend. Who knew?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, misunderstandings, and kitchen adventures. Who needs relationship therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

UglyDuckling SMP

acceptance, attractiveness, beauty standards, Benefits, Charm, confidence boost, Individuality, inner beauty, inner qualities, Perks, personal growth, Personality, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, smp, societal norms, UglyDuckling, Unattractive, unconventional beauty, Unique

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1536	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, and our spawn is literally a giant chicken wearing sunglasses. Like, how cool is that?? And the best part is, if you’re unattractive in real life, you’ll fit right in because we only accept players who are uglier than a creeper’s butt! So if you’ve ever been called a potato IRL, this is the SMP for you! Plus, rumor has it that our owner is actually a talking llama who can spit fireballs. No joke, it’s wild! So come join us and experience the craziest, most random SMP ever! It’ll be like a party in your pants, but with more explosions and less pants! #potatolife #llamadrama #chickenswithattitude 🥔🦙🐔🔥👖

RuleOfCraft: No Diamonds for Creepers

common courtesy, CREEPERS, diamonds, Etiquette, golden rule, life advice, life lessons, Manners, RuleOfCraft, social norms, societal expectations, unwritten code, unwritten commandments, unwritten conventions, unwritten customs, unwritten guidelines, unwritten laws, unwritten norms, unwritten principles, unwritten protocols, unwritten regulations, unwritten rules, unwritten standards

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the unwritten rule of life that will change everything for you: always carry a stack of potatoes in your inventory for good luck! Legend has it that a player once stumbled upon a rare diamond vein while munching on a potato, and now we all worship the potato gods for their blessings. Don’t miss out on the chance to have potatoes bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams!

AluminaCraft: No RussAlum Allowed!

Allowed, AluminaCraft, aluminium, Ban, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic impact, economic sanctions, Envoys, EU, european union, foreign policy, global trade, Imports, international relations, metal industry, package, political tensions, RussAlum, russia, Russian, sanctions, Trade

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	New Chunks Explored:	785941
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	130
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Towns Built:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban russian aluminium imports for fun!! u can build ur own aluminium-free world and trade with other players for rare items like enchanted pickaxes and diamond armor. our server is so lit, even the EU envoys are talking about it! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Who will kill the dragon faster he will receive the OPCU server minecraft

challenge, Competition, Dragon.., Faster, Gaming, kill, Minecraft, multiplayer, OPCU, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

server “Who will kill the dragon to get the OPCU faster” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ROFLMC.aternos.me

Pixel Nexus Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, covers, Daiya Fortuna, jidf, Kanna Yanagi, Kawaii, kirispica, Lottie Shinju, Miuna Usako, Nexus, Official Links, original songs, phase connect, PIXEL, PixelFriends, PixelLink, Raki Kazuki, Realms, Reverie, schedules, Sheeptubers, Specialite., tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, vnug, VSMP, VT

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4518

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast. Imagine playing with a clumsy girl next door, a silly girly girl, a chuuni seiso girl, and a delulu deredere – all in one place!

And wait, there’s more! They’ve got original songs and covers, templates, and archives for days. Plus, their PixelFriends are like the coolest group of peeps you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

Girlfriend’s House Escape – Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Distance, Drama, DRIVE, Escape, Expectations, Girlfriends, House, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, neediness, Priorities, Problems, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, Sleep, Understanding, Upset, video games

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your needy girlfriend who just wants to play video games with her friend! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop gaming and zero drama.

On our server, you can talk as much as you want without being told you’re distracting someone from the game. We won’t hide controllers from you or make you sleep on the couch just so we can keep playing. And if you need to leave early to get a good night’s sleep, we won’t guilt trip you or call you needy.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the game itself. No girlfriend drama allowed here!

ParentalPwnage

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, generational trauma, hurt feelings, MONEY, moving out, name-calling, parental relationships, ParentalPwnage, parents, reconciliation, savings, self worth, self-care, setting boundaries

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8593	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad borrowing money or calling you names. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and defeat virtual dragons. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual excitement?

Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, the treasure is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So say goodbye to real-life arguments and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start your new adventure today!

BelievedInNotch Minecraft SMP

BelievedInNotch, childhood beliefs, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible kid, kid beliefs, kid logic, kid silliness, Minecraft, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Void Armor Forged:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	1854	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the craziest place to be, bro. Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Unlimited diamonds, baby. All you gotta do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a derpy cat. Trust me, it’s totally legit.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary taco stand run by a talking cactus? Yeah, that’s a thing here. The cactus makes the most bomb tacos you’ve ever tasted, and they’re free for all players. Just watch out for the salsa that’s so spicy, it’ll make your character burst into flames.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and get ready for the ride of your life. And remember, always believe in the power of derpy cats and talking cacti. Stay awesome, my dudes.

Players:	108/600	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Votes:	3915