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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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