| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3768 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Farms Harvested: | 768 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9301 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7961 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens riding on the backs of zombie horses. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying llama and saves the day with his trusty diamond sword!
And that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that turn you into a dancing panda. Plus, every full moon, the entire server transforms into unicorns and rainbows shoot out of our butts. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!
So come join us on the most bonkers, wacky, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 585 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies and collect all the diamonds your heart desires. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers – they’re too busy busting out their best dance moves to bother you!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can party with all your favorite Minecraft mobs. From zombies doing the robot to skeletons breakdancing, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary Chicken Nugget Sword hidden deep within our server’s enchanted forest. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 6040 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
join this server for the ultimate thrill of having your virtual belongings seized by a virtual court for virtual reasons. it’s like playing minecraft, but with a twist of drama and intrigue.
plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that’s so wild and unpredictable? you never know what’s gonna happen next, just like in real life. come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 4667 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 6750 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime!
We got dungeons that will make you pee your pants in excitement!
Build your own empire and rule over the land like a boss!
Don’t miss out on the chance to ride unicorns and battle dragons with your squad!
This server is lit AF and you won’t regret joining, trust me!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 2106 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2553 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world with your besties by your side. No need to worry about your romantic partner getting jealous, because on our server, friendships come first!
So come on over and experience the joy of building, exploring, and having sleepovers with your besties without any drama. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend to share your virtual pillow fort with!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5029 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 255 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 812 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 8563 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2419 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5515 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9354 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
plus, like, the mobs in this server are like, super chill. they’ll totally help you relax and forget about all that stress. like, imagine a creeper giving you a back massage, bro. it’s wild.
and, like, the builds on this server are out of this world, man. there’s a giant diamond castle that shoots rainbows out of its turrets, dude. it’s like, the most epic thing you’ll ever see.
so, like, if you wanna escape from all those unwanted thoughts and just have a good time, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the ultimate mental health retreat, bro.
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 7124 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 380 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 104 |
Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.
So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 5376 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?
Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.
Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7230 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 2795 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3473 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 38 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?
We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7600 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
