OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Sayonara, Old Sayings!

    Sayonara, Old Sayings!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Villages Defended: 17
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Neuro Club Minecraft Server

    Neuro Club Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Farms Harvested: 663
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Villages Defended: 17
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Animals Bred: 107
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

    The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

    So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5434 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6466
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

    RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 114 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 87
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Farms Harvested: 573 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 64 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyConfessions

    CraftyConfessions
    Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

    Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Ores Mined: 5636 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

    JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft
    The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Players Killed by Monsters: 7264

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

    Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 137
    Magic Items Found: 5250 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

    Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

    Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

    And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Emeralds Found: 2297

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

    FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

    Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

    So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

    DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

    Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

    Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

    So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • WildCraft73: WWF Edition

    WildCraft73: WWF Edition
    Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

    Description
    Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

    Overview:

    Features:

    • Waystone
    • Double Shulker Shells
    • Invis. Item Frames
    • Katters and Qraftys structure packs
    • Master Stonecutter recipes
    • More Food data pack
    • Chest/shulker previews
    • /trigger gotospawn
    • Treefeller
    • Graves

    Join Us:

    You can apply to join here.

    Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

    Discord: Join our Discord

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
    What version is the server running? 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
    What are the main features of the server? Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Emeralds Found: 4271 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

    Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 202 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

    mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Animals Bred: 174 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Mines Excavated: 1300 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyLove

    CraftyLove
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

    But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

    So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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