so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 56
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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