so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 102 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
Players Killed by Monsters: 3796 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 2558 Meteorites Collected: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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