Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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