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RedstoneLagoon Minecraft Server

RedstoneLagoon Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any period drama like this poor player! Join us for some epic adventures and leave the paper towels at home, because we don’t believe in using them as makeshift pads for swimming in our pixelated waters.

Our server is full of exciting activities like gokarting with your dad (no water parks involved, don’t worry), building the most insane structures with your friends, and battling mobs like never before. Plus, we have a strict no slamming doors in faces policy – unless it’s a creeper trying to blow up your base, of course.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to be period drama-free! Who needs paper towels when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Let’s craft some memories together on our server – because life’s too short to argue about swimming on your period.

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  • TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

    TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

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  • CraftyGunBanLand

    CraftyGunBanLand

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    so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

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  • Viral Variant Detector Server

    Viral Variant Detector Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

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  • Harvest Fields 1.21.4

    Harvest Fields 1.21.4

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    Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

    Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

    You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

    So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

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  • SinkCraft Minecraft Server

    SinkCraft Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

    Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

    But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

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