Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any period drama like this poor player! Join us for some epic adventures and leave the paper towels at home, because we don’t believe in using them as makeshift pads for swimming in our pixelated waters.

Our server is full of exciting activities like gokarting with your dad (no water parks involved, don’t worry), building the most insane structures with your friends, and battling mobs like never before. Plus, we have a strict no slamming doors in faces policy – unless it’s a creeper trying to blow up your base, of course.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to be period drama-free! Who needs paper towels when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Let’s craft some memories together on our server – because life’s too short to argue about swimming on your period.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY