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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2226 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Mines Excavated: | 2985 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
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