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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6908 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
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