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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2518 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
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