so like, you know how russia is always up to some crazy stuff, well now they’re like, “hey let’s slow down youtube download speed by 70% just for funsies.” like, what the heck russia, why you gotta be so extra?

but hey, if you wanna escape the madness of russia and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers.

plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with your builds. so come on over and join the wackiest minecraft server this side of the internet!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Villages Defended: 6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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