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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3592 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
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