so like, you know how russia is always up to some crazy stuff, well now they’re like, “hey let’s slow down youtube download speed by 70% just for funsies.” like, what the heck russia, why you gotta be so extra?

but hey, if you wanna escape the madness of russia and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers.

plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with your builds. so come on over and join the wackiest minecraft server this side of the internet!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Runes Activated: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY