come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Secret Passages Found: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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