come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Mythical Swords Crafted: 53 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
Holy Grails Found: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7878

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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