join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own army and conquer other players just like russia did in ukraine but without the casualties because it’s all virtual baby!

we have insane battles, epic loot, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the enemy players.

come join us and show off your building skills while also taking down your enemies with crazy weapons like exploding sheep and diamond swords that shoot lasers.

don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the chaos!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 3963 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Warped Vanilla Funhouse: Only for 15+ VIPs on a Twisted Adventure!

    Warped Vanilla Funhouse: Only for 15+ VIPs on a Twisted Adventure!

    🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

    About Us

    Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

    The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

    The just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.

    Links

    Discord Invite Join our Discord
    Instagram Visit our Instagram

    Vanilla Experience

    We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

    Community

    We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

    Respect

    Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

    How To Join

    We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

    Join our Discord and apply!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 52 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Not Your Average Minecraft Server

    Not Your Average Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    New Chunks Explored: 754460 Players Killed by Monsters: 184
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your weirdest fetishes, talk about your kinkiest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

    In our Nigge Edition, we have special events where you can compete in fap-offs and see who can climax the fastest. The winner gets a special prize that will make your Minecraft experience even more… stimulating.

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just make sure to have a tissue handy…

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Zombie Dances: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftyLove Minecraft Server

    CraftyLove Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream virtual home without any messy property disputes.

    On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.

    Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.

    So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ConcertCrazeMC

    ConcertCrazeMC
    Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server and experience the thrill of living life to the fullest, just like my impulsive husband!

    Imagine this: you’re on a 5-hour flight to a country near us to see your favorite artist perform live. But here’s the catch – you can’t get leave from work! So you have to leave on Saturday morning, come back on Monday morning, and go straight to work on a red eye flight. Talk about dedication!

    But wait, there’s more! The total cost for this adventure is around 1300 USD, but don’t worry, your husband will cover it if you’re uncomfortable with the cost. Who needs financial stability when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime experience, right?

    So, are you ready to join our server and embark on crazy adventures like this? Don’t be a party pooper, come join the fun and let’s make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 23 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Mines Excavated: 3002 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server

    Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! your newborn baby is instantly protected from getting hospitalized just by you getting the covid vaccine during pregnancy. like, how crazy is that?! join now and save your baby from the hospital drama, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the stronger the vaccine protection gets. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate vaccine warrior in the minecraft world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Crops Grown: 1527
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Helios: The Yawn – Now with EXTRA Sunburn! No Square Sunscreens Needed! Join now for some SPF fun!

    Helios: The Yawn – Now with EXTRA Sunburn! No Square Sunscreens Needed! Join now for some SPF fun!

    Helios Minecraft Server

    Favorite Plugins Favorite Mods

    The Helios Minecraft server combines both mods and plugins to offer an enhanced gameplay experience. The server features a roleplay-based Age Progression system, where players can influence the course of the game’s development.

    For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord here (Recommended 4GB RAM allocated) or use the Modpack here.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join the server by visiting our Discord and following the instructions provided.
    What are the server’s main features? The server features a mix of popular plugins and mods, a roleplay-based Age Progression system, and player engagement through building towns and nations.
    Is there any IP address to connect to the server? No, you can join the server through Discord without requiring an IP address.
    What system requirements are recommended for the server? We recommend allocating at least 4GB of RAM to ensure smooth gameplay.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Emeralds Found: 8634 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Gods Slained: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • China Posters Minecraft Server

    China Posters Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the land is filled with mysterious China posters! Legend has it that a group of mischievous pandas snuck into the server and plastered them everywhere as a prank. But don’t worry, these posters hold secret clues to hidden treasures and epic loot. Join us and unravel the mystery of the China posters while embarking on wild adventures with your fellow players. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 169 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 215 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP

    Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between bootlicking hogs and deranged cultists! We have a thriving community of piggies and crazed followers ready to duke it out in epic battles for supremacy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of keks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience like no other!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Mines Excavated: 4166
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • FoodieFiesta Minecraft Server

    FoodieFiesta Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring and ordering food for your friends is considered a crime! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this player who tried to be a good host but ended up being accused of being “controlling” for ordering pizza.

    On our server, you can expect unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of this story. Who knew that trying to feed your friends could lead to such a heated debate? But fear not, on our server, we embrace all kinds of crazy situations and turn them into unforgettable experiences.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything can happen, where ordering food can spark a controversy, then look no further! Join us now and be part of the madness. Who knows, you might even end up in a similar situation, ordering pizza for your virtual friends and starting a virtual food fight. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Dimension Hops: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BoobCraft: Table Edition

    BoobCraft: Table Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about accusations of “putting yourself on display”!

    Join us and experience a world where your only concern is finding diamonds, not dealing with jealous fiancées who can’t handle your epic gaming skills. Plus, with our virtual tables, you won’t have to worry about uncomfortable boob squishing incidents – unless, of course, you’re building a boob-shaped house, in which case, more power to you!

    So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will accuse you of being a show-off or a slut for simply playing the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style. Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ExesCraft: Love is a Creeper

    ExesCraft: Love is a Creeper
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as getting back with your ex? Well, look no further because our server is like that crazy ex who keeps things interesting! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic PvP battles, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs closure when you can have chaos? So come on, join us and let’s see if this relationship can work out better than your last one!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 4360
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyNavalnyPrisonPotion

    CraftyNavalnyPrisonPotion
    lol come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life!! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure!!

    rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a bird!! plus, we have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat!!

    oh, and did we mention that the server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can meet aliens and ride on space whales?? yea, it’s pretty wild.

    so what are you waiting for?? join now and become a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe!!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SkyDragon Minecraft server

    SkyDragon Minecraft server

    **Welcome to our vulture server version 1.20.2!**

    ? **Vulture mode** is a cruel world where everyone is for himself. Fight enemies, protect your buildings and get resources by any means necessary!

    ? **Survival** – build your base, explore dangerous territories, fight mobs and other players. Only the strongest will be able to survive and become leaders!

    ⚔️ **PvP battles** – want to test your strength? Test your skills in exciting PvP battles where your survival will be at stake!

    ? **Clans and alliances** – team up with other players, create clans and build empires together or seize other people’s territories!

    ? **Version 1.20.2** – the newest features, blocks and mechanics are waiting for you on the server. Updates and new features are here!

    Join us now and prove that you can survive and dominate the vulture world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Runes Activated: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • "Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"

    "Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Bedrock Only
    Current Players 5
    Features Similar to Hermit Craft, Shopping District
    Age Requirement 13 or older

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Join our discord server and introduce yourself in the #self-introduction channel.
    What if I am under 13 years old? Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 13 or older to play on the server.
    What is the server’s theme? The server is similar to Hermit Craft with a focus on community and a shopping district.
    Do I need any specific Minecraft version to join? We are a bedrock only server, so you will need to play on the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 373
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 119

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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