Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Endless Night Skies: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 15
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Ores Mined: 1910
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • HezDroneBlasters

    HezDroneBlasters
    so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Ignite Survival

    Ignite Survival

    {Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Zombie Dances: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Pristine Network

    Pristine Network

    Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!

    Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

    Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

    IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Zombie Dances: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 89
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

    Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

    Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

    Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

    But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CousinCraft WeddingGate

    CousinCraft WeddingGate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

    Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

    Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Chimeras Created: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

    PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

    Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

    So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • MineGirrlRealityCheck

    MineGirrlRealityCheck
    Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 1702
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

    Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 7805
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

    KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Savage Minecraft Server

    Savage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

    So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Star Shards Collected: 164 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

    Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SwipeCraft: No Regrets

    SwipeCraft: No Regrets
    Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

    We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

    Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 New Chunks Explored: 550452
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • DreamCraft SMP

    DreamCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • TraitCraft

    TraitCraft
    Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

    Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

    Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 96

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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