Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Dragon Scales Harvested: 433 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Servers

  • NexCraft Eternal

    NexCraft Eternal

    Key Features of the Towny Server Town Creation and Management: Players can create their own towns, recruit residents, and expand into bustling cities. Form alliances or go to war with other towns! Economy: Towny integrates a player-run economy, so you can trade resources, set taxes, and manage finances to build your empire. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers and claim land as your own. The more you expand, the more influence your town gains in the world! Nation System: Towns can form into nations for protection or dominance. Compete in server-wide events and see which nation reigns supreme. And more! The team is working with various mods and additional configurations to create the ultimate experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Buildings Constructed: 48
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Green Acres Minecraft Server

    Green Acres Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and memes galore!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Cecilia Immergreen once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you join our server, you too can become a legendary warrior like Cecilia and conquer all the mobs in your path.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the 269th Wind, a mysterious force that grants players incredible powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? The 269th Wind can make it happen!

    And let’s not forget about our epic streams. Witness the epic battles of balltomo as we avenge their honor and save the world from certain doom. Plus, our important videos will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s go, gamers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

    Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Animals Bred: 23 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 53

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

    Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

    So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Mines Excavated: 1777
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ExWifeExileCraft

    ExWifeExileCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

    Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

    Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Dimension Hops: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

    BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Animals Bred: 52
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 17
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 3047
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Ether Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RLfactions

    RLfactions

    RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QuoteMC

    QuoteMC

    Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Dimension Hops: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

    Description We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    Discord Link https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the realm of Etheria? You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
    What activities are available in the realm? We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    How many members are currently in the realm? We currently have around 17 members.
    Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm? Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
    Is PvP allowed in the realm? Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

    Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Dragon Eggs Found: 9200
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

    /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

    Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

    CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP
    Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyLifeLessons

    CraftyLifeLessons
    Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

    Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

    But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

    So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Burnout Block Party

    Burnout Block Party
    so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we got all da crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft. we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

    if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.

    we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 197
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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