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Players: 91/800 Votes: 1943
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Enchantments Applied: 133
Magic Items Found: 6186 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Dimension Hops: 15
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 7

New Minecraft Servers

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

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  • NapCraft Minecraft Server

    NapCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 676
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 813155
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Animals Bred: 152
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the snoring nightmare and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream house with soundproof walls to block out any unwanted noise – even the loudest of snores won’t stand a chance here!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being woken up by snoring spouses and are looking for a peaceful night’s sleep. We offer special earplug power-ups and anti-snoring potions to help you combat the noise and finally get some rest.

    Don’t worry about your husband’s anger issues when you wake him up – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and exploring new lands to get mad about a little disturbance. Plus, our friendly community is always here to lend a helping hand (or earplug) when needed.

    So come join us on this snore-free adventure and say goodbye to sleepless nights and frustrating naps. Build, explore, and conquer the night – all without the sound of a single snore to disturb you. See you in the game!

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  • BF’sBlockParty

    BF’sBlockParty
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 1323
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 356
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Enchantments Applied: 96 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends.

    Looking for a server where you can relax and unwind? Our server offers a special supplement that helps you relax just like the one in the story above! Take a virtual dose and watch your stress melt away as you explore our vast world.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like the OP in the story, you may encounter unexpected responses and intense situations. Will you brush off the challenges or face them head-on like a true warrior?

    So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few “idk” moments along the way. Who knows, you might just discover something new about yourself in the process. See you in the world of blocks!

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  • RichVsPoorMC SMP

    RichVsPoorMC SMP
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 6963
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Votes: 9921
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane! Like, the admins are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world or something. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff with us.

    And get this, the whole server is divided into two factions: the Rich/Connected and the Poor/Unconnected. It’s like a battle of the classes, but with blocks and mobs and stuff. The Rich/Connected have all the diamonds and enchanted gear, while the Poor/Unconnected have to scavenge for scraps and build dirt huts.

    But wait, there’s more! The server events are like, next level crazy. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight off an army of clucking monsters. And another time, we all got turned into llamas and had to race to the finish line. It was wild, man.

    So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear. Plus, the community is super friendly and always down for a laugh. Come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

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  • CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

    CraftyAdviceGoneWrong
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 1914
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Runes Activated: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “be nice to others” and “don’t grief”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous life advice that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew!

    Join our server and learn why stealing your friend’s diamonds is actually a sign of true friendship. Build a giant statue of yourself in the spawn area to assert dominance over the other players. And remember, the best way to deal with a creeper is to give it a hug and tell it all your deepest secrets.

    So if you’re ready to throw common sense out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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  • Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble

    Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 6715
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 78 Chimeras Created: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Falling into the Void: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are all like super heroes and villains from different dimensions? like, there’s this one dude who’s a mix between iron man and a creeper, and he goes around blowing up buildings with his repulsor blasts. and then there’s this chick who’s part enderman and part wonder woman, and she can teleport anywhere she wants and lasso bad guys with her ender pearls. it’s like a comic book come to life, but in minecraft form!

    oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.

    plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?

    so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors

    BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 3270
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis CRAZY minecraft server where we only accept childhood trauma survivors!! 😂 our players have BLUNTED cardiovascular responses to social stress, so you know it’s gonna be a WILD ride! when exposed to social stress, these individuals experience smaller changes in heart rate and blood pressure, making for some HILARIOUS moments in-game. this diminished response is associated with increased social anxiety, but who cares when you’re having this much FUN?! join now for a server experience like no other! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #traumateam

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  • Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1

    Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 3571
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 97
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Votes: 5444
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about facesitting, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a virtual world!

    We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!

    Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!

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  • MomCrafter Minecraft Server

    MomCrafter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 1752
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Emeralds Found: 5017 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and exploring endless worlds!

    We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?

    So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.

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  • TissuelessCraft

    TissuelessCraft
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 1008
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the struggles of dealing with demanding parents who can’t even buy tissue for the house but expect you to do it. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone asking you to contribute to groceries or household needs. Plus, you won’t have to resort to giving plasma just to afford the essentials – unless you want to roleplay as a plasma-giving hero, of course! So come join us and let’s build a world where you can truly be free from the madness of real life.

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  • BabyNoob Minecraft SMP

    BabyNoob Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 9580
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5960 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, if you join our server, you get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon and back. It’s totally legit, I swear!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and netherite blocks. And every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, you get a free pizza delivered to your house by a real-life unicorn. I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to give your child the worst name ever before you log on, because that’s the only way to truly embrace the chaos of our server. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

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  • NopeNotDoingThatAgain

    NopeNotDoingThatAgain
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 683
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Star Shards Collected: 265
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Zombie Dances: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been so scared that you peed your pixelated pants? Well, get ready for a server that will make you do just that! Our Minecraft server is so terrifyingly fun, you’ll never want to leave your blocky house again.

    Join us if you dare, for a world where creepers are actually cuddly kittens and skeletons are just misunderstood emo kids. But beware, our Ender Dragon has a secret love for disco music and will boogie down with you until the break of dawn.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will make you scream with laughter and fear, come join us! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get pixelated and pants-wettingly crazy!

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  • JavaCraft: Mushroom Magic

    JavaCraft: Mushroom Magic
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 5272
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Dimension Hops: 12
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Towns Built: 10
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 87 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Votes: 4612
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server where we turn coffee grounds into 3D printed objects with MUSHROOM MAGIC 🍄🍄🍄 our researchers are like mad scientists but cooler cuz they make compostable stuff out of coffee WASTE ☕️☕️☕️ come build with us and save the planet, one block at a time! 🌎🌍🌏 also, did we mention there are secret mushroom kingdoms to explore? 🍄🏰🍄 join now and let’s get crafting! 🎮🔨🌈

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  • Neuro Hive – The Overlord 1.20.3

    Neuro Hive – The Overlord 1.20.3
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 9454
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Mines Excavated: 2631
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

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    Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where our girl Neuro-sama is the AI overlord? She’s like a mix of a neural network and a VTuber, entertaining us with her wild rants and learning new skills like singing and playing games. It’s a total party up in here!

    Join the server now and witness the madness unfold as Neuro-sama takes over the chat with her unhinged responses. Plus, she’s got a sick schedule and some lit music and clips for you to vibe to. And if you’re into AI but don’t get it, she’s got educational stuff too!

    Check out her Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for all the deets. And don’t forget to grab some merch from her shop because why not? This server is a whole new level of crazy, so hop on and let’s get weird together!

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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 7431
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Dimension Hops: 9
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 45 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a chance to build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your hands!

    Forget about real life problems like annoying partners and stressful family visits – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the coolest castle ever!

    So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together in this crazy, fun-filled Minecraft world! And remember, no drama allowed – unless it involves fighting off creepers and zombies, of course!

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  • CraftyFamilyDinnerDrama

    CraftyFamilyDinnerDrama
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 3002
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4698 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of real-life social situations like the one described above! Join us and never worry about having to speak to your boyfriend’s parents again – because in Minecraft, you can communicate through building epic structures and battling mobs instead!

    Our server is perfect for players with selective mutism, as there’s no pressure to talk to anyone – just let your creativity run wild in our virtual world. Plus, our community is super understanding and won’t judge you for staying silent during intense PvP battles.

    So come join us for a fun and stress-free Minecraft experience, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who communicates solely through emotes and block placements!

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