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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6655 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 196 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 100 |
oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.
plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.
so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.