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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	5665	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, seriously, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with talking chickens who give out quests for enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but rubber chickens and fish sticks. And every full moon, a giant zombie llama comes out to challenge anyone brave enough to take it on in a dance-off.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamacorns who control the weather and can summon thunderstorms on command. Plus, every new player gets a free pet dragon that can breathe fire and roast marshmallows for you while you mine for diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	40
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Animals Bred:	26

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Potions Brewed:	165

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9311	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Items Found:	2785
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Emeralds Found:	9859	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	New Chunks Explored:	356659
Chimeras Created:	1	Animals Bred:	86
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Farms Harvested:	124
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Votes:	8645	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Kingdoms MC

24/7 uptime, Alliance, Builder, Cross-Version Support, DECLARATION, Discord, dynamic playground, expansive world, grief-protected cities, Hidden Secrets, Kingdoms, nation formation, player-driven economy, Regular Events, rich lore, Roleplay, Roleplaying, storyteller, Strategist, town creation, Version 1.21., Worldmap

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3681
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Kingdoms MC

Kingdoms invites you to craft your own legacy in a world where you can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or storyteller, there’s a place for you here.

We aim to provide a dynamic playground for all kinds of geopolitical-based roleplaying, where every decision, alliance, and declaration shapes the server in unique ways.

But KingdomsMC isn’t just for roleplayers! Builders will find a home here too, with lasting, grief-protected cities that players can inhabit. Plus, our world is fueled by a player-driven economy, making every trade and transaction meaningful.

Features:

Town Creation	Build and expand your own settlements
Nation Formation	Ally with others to form powerful nations
Rich Lore	Engage in deep, player-driven stories
Regular Events	Participate in community events and challenges
Cross-Version Support	Compatible with multiple Minecraft versions
Expansive World	Explore vast landscapes and hidden secrets
24/7 Uptime	The adventure never stops

Server opening This Friday the 21st!

Version: 1.21 (and above) Join our Discord for access here

Worldmap: map.kingdomsmc.com

Embark on your journey and shape the world of Kingdoms!

FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

A: Kingdoms MC is a Minecraft server where players can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay.

Q: When does the server open?

A: The server opens this Friday, the 21st.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: Version 1.21 and above are supported.

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