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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 2881 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 99 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 614784 |
Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
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