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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 5173 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
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