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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 4565 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
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