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TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Farms Harvested:	717
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Zombie Dances:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlockBustersFamLove

BlockBustersFamLove, challenging times, Communication, compassion, Connection, coping mechanisms, Emotional support, Empathy, encouragement, Family Support, Gratitude, love, perseverance, resilience, solidarity, strength, teamwork, Trust, unconditional love, Understanding, Unity

Are you tired of your family’s boring support during challenging times? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual family that will have your back no matter what. Need a pick-me-up after a tough day? Our virtual parents will tuck you in with a cozy bed made of diamonds. Feeling overwhelmed by school or work? Our virtual siblings will help you mine for resources and build the coolest virtual castle you’ve ever seen. So say goodbye to your real family and hello to your new, pixelated support system on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3234	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server

aircraft, Aviation, Boeing 777, Boeing777SeaSearch, debris, Disappearance, Flight, investigation, Malaysia Airlines, MH370, Minecraft, Ocean, parts, Recovery, researchers, sea, search, Server, speculation, Technology, theory, Tracking

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you see a Boeing 777 crash into the ocean! And you’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But then you realize it’s just part of the crazy adventure on this server.

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay ever! We’ve got flying planes, underwater treasure hunts, and even a secret society of dolphins that will help you conquer the seas. Plus, our researchers are convinced that throwing Boeing 777 parts into the sea will somehow track down MH370. I mean, who needs logic when you’ve got this level of insanity?!

So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. See you there, adventurer!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Crops Grown:	9432	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate

16 years old, Abuse, activism, Beaten, cellmate, detention, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, Justice, Legal System, political prisoner, political repression, prison conditions, PrisonCraft16, protest, Putins, russia, teenager, youth activism, youth rights

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like being locked up in a Russian prison, except you get beaten by your cellmate… in Minecraft! Join now to experience the thrill of being Russia’s youngest political prisoner at the age of 16. Who needs freedom when you can have a cellmate who beats you in a virtual world? It’s like a twisted version of the Hunger Games, but with blocks and creepers. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the brutality of this insane Minecraft server. Just watch out for those pesky cellmates with a grudge!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing

animal study, electrical charge, electrical sutures, Fast, healing, healing wounds, healthcare advancement, innovative treatment, Lightning, medical breakthrough, Medical research, medical technology, Rats, reduced, speed up, study, Surgical Innovation, surgical stitches, tissue regeneration, traditional sutures, wound area, wound care, wound healing, ZapStitch

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got surgical stitches dat can zap u back to health like a lightning bolt! Picture dis: u get a scratch from a zombie attack, but instead of waiting forever to heal, our electric stitches gonna make dat wound disappear faster than u can say “creeper”.

We did a study on some rats (don’t worry, dey volunteered) and found out dat our stitches can reduce a wound by like 69% in just 24 hours. Dat’s some next level healing right there! So come join us on dis server and experience da power of electricity in yo wounds. Trust me, it’s shockingly good!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Holy Grails Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Cozy Corner: Where even the creepers have mature conversations!

[core protect], 21, Application Process, Backpacks, Community, Conversations, Corner, Cozy, cozy games, CREEPERS, discord community, Dynmap, Expansion, home, Mature, Minecraft, Nature, Plants, proximity chat, reading, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Spawn, update, vanilla tweaks, vault hunters, voice mod, welcome channel

Cozy Corner Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
We have backpacks, /spawn, /home, dynmap and typical datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks. We also have core protect for peace of mind, and we optionally use the proximity chat voice mod.
21+ community with a Minecraft Java server
Updated to 1.21 with expanded borders

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 21 or older to join the Cozy Corner Minecraft server community.
What are some of the server features?	The server offers backpacks, /spawn, /home commands, dynmap, datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks, core protect for security, and optional proximity chat voice mod.
Is there a discord community associated with the server?	Yes, the discord community is closely related to the Minecraft server and provides a space for players to chat about cozy games and other interests.
Are there any special events or limited time servers?	Occasionally, the server runs limited time modded servers like the vault hunters modded server, in addition to the semi-vanilla main server.
What happens if I’m inactive for an extended period?	Players who remain inactive without sending a message may get kicked to maintain an active and chatty community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Star Shards Collected:	170	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CoolCraft Minecraft Server

2-pack, Beverages, carbonated drinks, coolcraft, health, Minecraft, painos, pepsi max, refreshment, Relaxation, sauna, sauna accessories, sauna benefits, sauna experience, sauna relaxation, sauna session, sauna therapy, Server, Soda, soft drinks, stress relief, two pack, wellness

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server, “pepsi max 2-pack painos.”

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this dungeon will gain unlimited power and become the ruler of the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that sweet prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join “pepsi max 2-pack painos” today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP

ancient civilizations, Assyrians, Colonization, Conquer, Conquerors, crusaders, greeks, History, imperialism, Invaders, lebanon, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, OTTOMANS, Persians, Phoenicians, ROMANS, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we were once invaders of Lebanon… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” a group of fearless feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their coop from any intruders. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who once replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with pink wool just for fun.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few exploding creepers.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NoShowSis Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday letdown, birthday tradition, college separation, communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, joint birthday, Minecraft, NoShowSis, Server, sibling bond, sibling communication, sibling expectations, sibling loyalty., sibling relationship, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling separation, Twins

Are you tired of feeling betrayed by your own twin on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with a virtual twin who will never let you down! Our server is filled with surprises, like a secret birthday party waiting for you around every corner. Who needs a real sister when you have a blocky sibling who will always be there for you? Don’t let your real-life drama ruin your special day – join us and let the fun never end!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GFreeloaderCraft

abusive behavior, ADVANTAGE, appreciation, bare minimum, contribute or leave, Contribution, East LA, EXCUSE, freeloader, GFreeloaderCraft, hollywood hills, Indefinitely, Lifestyle, pull her weight, relationship, rent free, toxic behavior, transaction, Ultimatum

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BadAdviceMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NoHabitChangeMC

addiction, bad habit, Behavior, compulsion, detrimental, Difficult, hard to break, indulgence, Ingrained, NoHabitChangeMC, PERSISTENT, resistance, Routine, self-destructive, Stubborn, temptation, Unhealthy, unwilling to change, unyielding, vice

Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Farms Harvested:	103	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

blocked, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, crackdown, Discord, freedom of speech, Government, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, TASS, Technology

So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Crops Grown:	4473
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, defense forces, extremist group, Havoc, heckin, hezbollah, HIDEOUT, idf, Israel, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant organization, military operation, Minecraft, PvP, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, targeted attack, terrorists, underground headquarters, War on Terror

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Epic Shields Constructed:	13