RedditUserMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Ores Mined:	5014	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Animals Bred:	179	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who gives out quests for rare loot, like a diamond sword that shoots fireballs or a potion that turns you into a flying pig! Plus, we have a whole village of friendly villagers who trade emeralds for the most random stuff, like a stack of dirt for a shiny new helmet. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon race, where the winner gets a pet dragon egg to hatch and ride into battle. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, you won’t regret it!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, Behavior, bothersome, exasperating, frustrating, habits, Harmless, irksome, IRRITATING, Minecraft, minor annoyances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, Nuisance, pesky, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, smp, trivial, vexing

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ores Mined:	6190	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PixelCrushCraft

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, EYES, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelCrushCraft, sense of humor, Smile, Style, WIT

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Adversity, blows, Conflict, Courageous, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, DEFIANT, determination, eastern europe, hardened, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Resilient, Server, solidarity, strength, Support, trump, ukrainians, Unity, War

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Votes:	8737
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Crops Grown:	9910

come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!

PutinPuncherMacron

Alliance, Assertiveness, Communication, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, international relations, leadership, Macron, Meeting, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinPuncherMacron, russia, Strategic, strength, summit, trump, united states

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	17	Void Gems Collected:	36
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.

and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.

oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?

so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!

Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!

Crafty, Fun, Migraine, Neuro

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we turn migraines into magic spells! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those pesky headaches and be casting spells like a wizard in no time!

we got potions that will make your head feel like a fluffy cloud and blocks that will transport you to a land of rainbows and unicorns. join us on this wild adventure and never worry about migraines again!

our players have reported feeling like they’re floating on a cloud of marshmallows while playing on our server. some even say they’ve seen leprechauns dancing in the distance, handing out golden blocks like candy!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s turn those migraines into magic on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

What is the IP for Stimpee Minecraft Server?

2024.., base, BUILD, built, camper, Clan, Clans, deep, episode, fps, Game, gameplay, GIANT, glitch, hidden, kill, Living, Loot, Massive, Medieval, metal, Minecraft, mmo, molotov, multiplayer, new, new patch, new update, OFFLINE, online raid, Patch, Prim, prim server, Primitive, primitive server, primitive update, Raid, Raided, Raiding, Raids, roof, roof camp, Roof Camper, Rust, secret, series, Server, Solo, solo rust, Spawn, Steam, stimpee, STONE, Survival, SURVIVE, Surviving, Tower, trap, trap base, update, weapon, wipe, wiped, wood

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Stimpee is a popular gaming content creator known for his energetic and comedic style. He rose to fame through his YouTube and Twitch channels where he streams and uploads gameplay videos of various games. Stimpee is well-loved for his engaging personality and ability to make his audience laugh. He continues to grow his fan base and create entertaining content for his loyal followers.

CatCraft

1.18, 1.21.4, 1.X, 16k, active members, Adult, Ashburn, Biomes, CatCraft, Community, Creative, Event, Lgbt, Minecraft, Modpack, Pictures, rules, Seasons, Server, Staff, Survival, Uhc, Updates, Usa, VA, Vanilla, world, World Edit

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

CatCraft Server Overview

Server Name	CatCraft
Type	Community focused Minecraft server
Launch Date	Season 1 – April 4, 2019; Season 2 – December 2021
Current Version	1.21.4
World Border	16k in every direction
Hosting Location	Ashburn, VA (USA)

Server Rules

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal, dupe, grief.
Strict 21+ server.
Fair PVP gameplay.
No hacking, x-ray, duping, forcefield.
Reasonable pranking.
Include your favorite breed of cat in application.
Maintain server aesthetics.
Sign your stuff, keep it organized.
Avoid killing withers in the over-world.

Other Important Details

No Enderman Griefing
End Dragon drops elytra, egg, head
Various custom gameplay enhancements

For more information and application, visit our Discord.

Divine Ruler’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, America, american history, american people, BIBLE, Crooked, day one, Divine, fascist, Fascist president, gaza, Genocide, Genocide Joe, God Bless President Trump, Horror, negotiating table, Peacemakers, people of Gaza, Presidency, Realm, rulers, subsidizing, totalitarian, trump, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that even Genocide Joe would approve of! We don’t just build blocks, we build peace like Trump did in Gaza on DAY ONE. Our server is like a negotiating table for all sides to come together and battle it out in the name of peace. Trump may not be in office anymore, but his spirit lives on in our Minecraft world. Come join us and be a peacemaker like the Bible says. God Bless President Trump and God Bless our crazy Minecraft server!

SIL’s BF Ruining Family Function Minecraft Server

family, Function, Minecraft, Ruining, Server, sils

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1200	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as wild as this family situation! Join us for a server full of twists and turns, just like this love triangle.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships, just like in real life! – Build your own virtual family and see if you can avoid any awkward entanglements. – Explore the depths of your own moral compass as you decide whether to attend family gatherings or stay home in protest. – Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness all the drama unfold right before your eyes?

So come on in and join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of your own crazy love triangle!

KarmaCraft – Sister Drama

AITAH, alibi, Attention, BETRAYAL, burdened, Cheating, depression, disability, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fragile, Guilt, Infidelity, Karma, KarmaCraft, Married men, mental health, nonjudgmental, nudes, obesity, open marriage, ptsd, self-absorbed, sexless marriage, sister, triggering

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with drama, betrayal, and scandal at every turn.

Join our server and you’ll be immersed in a world where players are just as sneaky as my sister’s cheating ways. From secret alliances to backstabbing betrayals, you’ll never know who to trust.

Just like my sister, who juggles multiple lovers, you’ll have the opportunity to team up with different players and form alliances. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle or two!

And just like my sister’s husband, who is completely clueless about her escapades, you’ll encounter players who are blissfully unaware of the chaos happening around them. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and blow the lid off their secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as my sister’s love life, join us now! Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, drama, and maybe even a few nudes (just kidding…or are we?).

BadHabitMC SMP

bad habits, BadHabitMC, compulsive behavior, forbidden fruit, guilty conscience, guilty pleasures, IMMORAL, indulgence, indulging, indulging in vices, Naughty, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, Sinful, smp, succumbing to temptation, taboo, temptation, Unethical, vice, Weakness, wrongdoing

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like, the most lit place in all of Minecraft land, I swear. Like, the spawn is literally a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds and emeralds, it’s insane!

And get this, the owner is a talking potato named Spud who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like, the coolest potato you’ll ever meet, I’m not even joking. He once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot stick, true story.

Oh, and the mods on the server are actual wizards who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. They once turned a griefer into a block of cheese just for fun, it was wild.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF.

SchooIyardShenanigans

explicit, explicit content, Inappropriate Behavior, NSFW, NSFW encounter, NSFW moment, NSFW story, scandalous, SchooIyardShenanigans, School, school experience, school gossip, school incident, school memory, school rumor, school scandal, school shocker, school story, Shocking.., unforgettable school moment

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Ores Mined:	4954	Divine Spears Created:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old school stories and ready for some wild and wacky adventures? Then come join our Minecraft server where the craziest things happen every day!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing show tunes and throwing emeralds at you. It’s like a Broadway show meets a treasure hunt!

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. The creepers are breakdancing, the skeletons are doing the robot, and even the ender dragon is getting down with its bad self.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who tells the funniest jokes in all of Minecraft. He’ll have you rolling on the floor laughing with his puns and pranks.

So if you’re ready for a school experience like no other, join our Minecraft server and get ready for some NSFW (Not Safe For World) fun!

DesertCraft Minecraft Server

Condemnation, Conflict, controversial, DesertCraft, disgrace, extremism, Grand Mufti, Hamas, international relations, Islamic, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim leaders, Politics, Radicalism, Religion, religious authority, Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabian government, Server, Shocking.., Statement, Terrorism

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

so, like, if you wanna join dis minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, the craziest place to be, man. like, there’s this one time where the Grand Mufti of Saudi Arabia came on and was all like, “yo, Hamas is a disgrace, man.” and we were all like, whoa, that’s some drama right there. but like, don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama life, we just here to build epic stuff and have a good time. so come join us, and let’s make some epic memories together, man. peace out, y’all!

UkraineSurrenderIn3Weeks

Conflict Resolution, DEADLINE, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international agreements, international relations, MEP, negotiations, peace talks, Politics, power dynamics, PRESSURE, security concerns, Surrender, trump, Ukraine, UkraineSurrenderIn3Weeks, united states

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where trump is the king and he gave europe three weeks to sign off on ukraine ‘surrender’ HAHAHAHAHA. we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to build the best base in the land. trump himself will come and personally congratulate you if you win a battle, no joke. also, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named ukraine to help you in your adventures. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Grit Boosters: Teenage Boys Edition

academic performance, belief in abilities, Boosters, Boys, Brief intervention, Character development, confidence building, determination, Edition, educational intervention, Grit, INCREASE, male students, motivation, perseverance, personal development, researchers, resilience, self improvement, self-belief, study, success mindset, TEENAGE, teenage boys

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Animals Bred:	116
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8557
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, fam! like, if you join dis server, you gonna level up yo grit like never before, especially if you a teenage boy. we got dis crazy intervention dat gonna make you believe in yo abilities so hard, you gonna be unstoppable in dis Minecraft world.

imagine, you mining dem diamonds like a boss, building dem epic structures like a pro, all cuz you got dat grit boost from our server. ain’t no one gonna mess with you when you got dat confidence, son.

so come join us and level up yo grit to infinity and beyond! ain’t no stopping you now, you gonna be da king of Minecraft in no time. let’s get it, fam!