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New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave.

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and not take anything seriously. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Plus, our resident villager trades emeralds for memes and our pet wolves can do backflips on command.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

Queens Citadel

CITADEL, discord community, Grief Prevention, HAT, Minecraft, minecraft server, NPC quests, Playerheads, QUEENS, Roles, Semi Vanilla, Server, Set homes, Shops, Sit, Small Community, smp, Teleport, Trade, Vein Miner, Voting Rewards, Warps

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	queenscitadel.my.pebble.host
Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/vggx9rqj

Features:

Grief prevention land claim
Warps
Teleport
Set homes
Vein miner
/sit command
/hat command
Voting rewards
Shops
Roles
Trade system
Player heads
Discord community
NPC quests coming soon

Join today to get geared up and ready for when The END opens March 1st! Maybe you will be the first to kill the Ender Dragon!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the server IP provided above.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have grief prevention land claim system in place to protect player builds.
Are there any special commands available?	Yes, we have commands like /sit, /hat, and more for player convenience.
When will The END open on the server?	The END will open on March 1st for players to explore and defeat the Ender Dragon.

Dreamscape Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, dating advice, dating app success, dating apps, dating apps comparison, dating discussions, dating forums, Dating strategies, dating tips, dreamscape, finding a girlfriend, girlfriend search, girlfriend search tips, love life, online dating, online dating experiences, online dating success, Realms, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationships, social media

Bruh, forget about finding a gf on those normie dating apps. Join our Minecraft server instead!
We got creepers exploding left and right, just like your chances of finding love on /soc/.

Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can build a pixelated empire with your bros?

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for some blocky fun!

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BlockyMind SMP: BadHabitz

anxiety, bad habits, BadHabitz, BlockyMind, depression, ISOLATION, lack of exercise, lack of sleep, mental health, negative thinking, overthinking, perfectionism, poor diet, procrastination, self-care, self-criticism, smp, social media addiction, stress, substance abuse, toxic relationships, unhealthy coping mechanisms, workaholism

OMG guys, you NEED to join this Minecraft SMP, like right now! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have like, diamond trees that grow diamonds instead of leaves, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. And our admin is a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear to everyone who joins.

So, like, if you wanna level up your mental health and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to bring your pet dragon along for the ride, things can get pretty crazy around here.

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CraftyCash100

budget shopping, consumerism, CraftyCash100, emergency shopping, fast spending, impulse buys, impulse shopping, instant gratification, instant purchases, last-minute purchases, material possessions, must haves, online shopping, quick buys, quick purchases, retail therapy, shopping list, shopping rush, shopping spree, spending spree, Splurge

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Look no further! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers breakdance.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or maybe you’re in the mood to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat – we fully support your creative endeavors here.

Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away? You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Spend that $100 on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Your gaming experience will never be the same again!

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Vanilla Puro

100% vanilla, Arenas, battle royale, chests, Cities, Community, cooperation, Driving, Events, F1 IceRaces, Inter-city wars, Jobs, marketplace, Other Events, Prizes, Puro, PvP battles, Server, Shops, signs, Skills, Vanilla

Vanilla Puro Minecraft Server

Server Information:

IP	mc.vanillapuro.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/gSR9xutcaS

Features:

Shops: Set up personal shops with Chests and Signs.
Marketplace: Expand your shop at the business city of Vanilla Puro.
100% Vanilla: Fully vanilla experience with other players.
Cities: Create your own city with other players.
Jobs: Play roles through various available jobs.

Events:

PvP Battles
Battle Royale
F1 IceRaces
Inter-city wars
Other Events

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why Vanilla Puro?	Vanilla Puro provides a classic Minecraft experience in a small community setting allowing players to cooperate.
Are there shops on the server?	Yes, players can set up personal shops using Chests and Signs.
What kind of events are hosted?	Events include PvP Battles, Battle Royale, F1 IceRaces, Inter-city wars, and other community-driven events.

MysticCraft Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, Land, MysticCraft

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for all you blocky builders out there!
We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, and more mobs than a haunted house on Halloween night!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

We’ve got mini-games that will make you question your sanity, and a community that will make you question your life choices.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build some epic sh*t together!

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NoTransl8ForU

Boundaries, Chilean, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, emotional intelligence, English, favoritism, friendship, Gatekeeping, language barrier, misunderstanding, Music, NoTransl8ForU, personal boundaries, self-care, Self-expression, Spanish, translation, White

Hey there! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing in perfect harmony, serenading you with Minecraft-themed parodies of popular songs. And guess what? You can join in too! Show off your singing skills and become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. Grab your trusty chicken steed and compete against other players in epic jousting battles. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a clucking good time!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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LunchBoxLegend Minecraft SMP

budget-friendly lunches, busy days, convenient meals, easy lunches, Healthy Eating, homemade lunches, Lunch ideas, lunch options, lunch recipes, LunchBoxLegend, meal planning, meal prep, Minecraft, on-the-go meals, packable lunches, portable meals, quick meals, school lunches, simple lunches, smp, time-saving meals, work lunches

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF! We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, and the admins are like super cool and give you enchanted golden apples just for logging in. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have epic PvP battles with mobs and stuff.
And don’t even get me started on the food situation, like we have a whole farm dedicated to growing enchanted carrots that give you super speed and jump boosts. It’s like a buffet of magical food, man. So yeah, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a chicken together or something, it’ll be epic!

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PixelLoveCraft

breaking barriers, Breaking Stereotypes, challenging norms, cross-cultural relationships, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, Diversity, embracing differences, embracing diversity, expanding horizons, exploring new cultures, intercultural communication, intercultural relationships, interracial couples, interracial dating, learning new perspectives, love is universal, love knows no boundaries, Multiculturalism, Open-mindedness, PixelLoveCraft

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can date outside of your race/culture AND build epic structures with your new international friends? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!
Join us for a wild ride of cultural exchange and block-building madness. Who knows, you might even learn a new language while you’re at it! So come on, dive into our crazy world and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyWarriorsMC

BETRAYAL, Conflict, CraftyWarriorsMC, Crisis, Deception, displacement, Escape, Indians, International, Manipulation, Migration, Psychological, Recovery, Refugees, russia, Survival, Tragedy, Trauma, Ukraine, War

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape ur own personal hell like these indians who thought they were going to russia but ended up in ukraine lol u will face epic battles and live with trauma from the crazy adventures u will have on our server lol u will never want to leave once u join our server lol come join now for the craziest minecraft experience ever lol.

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Alien Talk & Tribal Trials

Alien, aliens, anthropological study, Communication, Connection, cross-species communication, Cultural differences, Extraterrestrial contact, human tribes, inter-species communication, language barrier, linguistic challenge, mixed results, nonverbal cues, Outreach, Performance, remote tribes, simulation, Talk, Trials, Tribal, Understanding, wild animals

come join our crazy minecraft server where u can talk to wild animals and disconnected human tribes!!! it’s like trying to talk to aliens but in minecraft form!!! our performance is extremely mixed, just like a bag of mixed nuts!!! who knows what u might discover in this wacky world of communication confusion!!! join now for a chance to experience the ultimate alien encounter in minecraft!!! 🛸👽🌌

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❤️ Free cases for parkour ❤️ server minecraft

1000 lvl, 283405, 72994461, 84428376578605955744951, alt, Anarchy, banner, Cases, Cheats, Donations, Dupe, Free Admin, free cases, Free Donations, GIF, Grief, height, Hus, Large Online, Lazy, Minecraft, Parkour, player, Server, Servers, Storage, Title, TrulyMine, Weddings, width, Without Anticheat

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Moonbat

Creative, Griefing, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, update, Version 1.21.4

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Version	1.21.4
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

Hey I’m Max8abug, the host of Moonbat Minecraft. Our server has a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing. There is something for everyone. Both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe. We actively update and maintain the server and occasionally run player events with survival rewards. We also have recently added minigames such as spleef! Hope to see you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without griefing?	Yes, we have a no-griefing survival SMP option available.
Are there regular updates on the server?	Yes, we actively update and maintain the server.
Do you host player events?	Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.
What minigames are available on the server?	We have recently added minigames such as spleef.

Neuro Swarm Empire 1.20.4

#youtube, +x, 1.20.4, ai, AI education, AI learning, Catbox archive, collaborating, Empire, game integration, Gaming, LoRA, merchandise, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, singing, Swarm, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

Join this Minecraft server because we have an AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s a VTuber and entertains the chat with unhinged rants and skills like singing and playing games. She’s like the crazy aunt you never had but always wanted. Plus, we have a schedule, links to all her socials, music and clips, educational resources on AI, a Catbox archive (meow), game integration, LoRA (whatever that is), VODs, and merch! It’s like a virtual circus on steroids, so hop on this wild ride before reality catches up with us.

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BlockyParentProbs

anger problems, bill, BlockyParentProbs, child safety, college, control, CPS, Dogs, Financial Stability, going no contact, limiting contact, no contact, non-traditional, offensive comments, parents, professional counselor, relationship, research assistant, screaming, Wedding, Wife

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family drama in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that real-world nonsense behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any judgment or drama from your parents.
Imagine a world where you can build a beautiful non-traditional wedding venue without anyone telling you to “control your woman.” Picture a place where your dogs can roam freely and happily without anyone suggesting you rehome them for the safety of your baby. On our server, you can create the perfect family life without any interference from meddling parents.

And if things ever get too heated, just remember that you can always call CPS on your virtual parents in retaliation. Just kidding! But seriously, join our server and leave all that family drama behind. You deserve a break from all that nonsense.

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