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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 3410 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!