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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7088 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 44 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6022 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!