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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 9001 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 160 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!