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Revolt of 1857 1.21.3

1.21.3, British atrocities, British casualties, British civilians, british colonialism, british empire, British rule in India, British soldiers, Colonial oppression, Colonial resistance, Indian casualties, Indian civilians, Indian freedom fighters, indian history, Indian independence movement, Indian nationalism, indian rebellion of 1857, Indian soldiers, Indian uprising, Rebellion aftermath, revolt, sepoy mutiny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Players Killed by Monsters:	2541
Towns Built:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Indian Rebellion of 1857 on crack, man! We got more British getting wrecked than you can count, and over 800,000 Indians getting in on the action too! It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky way, you know? So come on, join us and unleash your inner rebel warrior in this insane server!

Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

anger, annoyance, bad management, bullshit, Frustration, implementation, Incompetence, incompetence at its finest, infuriating, Irritation, Minecraft, murder, murderer, poor execution, poor judgment, RAGE, smp, terrible decision, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable outcome, unacceptable practices, unacceptable standards

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.

BroBroGoneWild Minecraft Server

absentee father, Accountability, Boundaries, BroBroGoneWild, brother issues, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Distance, family drama, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Honesty, Interference, judgment, lack of control, marriage problems, Minecraft, newborn baby, relationship advice, Server, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to forget about your brother’s foolishness and your sister-in-law’s marriage problems!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your family’s drama. Our server is the ultimate escape from reality, where you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without any distractions.

Forget about your brother’s disappearing act and your sister-in-law’s constant complaints – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to survive the night against hordes of zombies and creepers. So come join us and leave your family troubles behind, because in our world, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds!

HummBlockerCraft

Apology, classical music, concert behavior, concert etiquette, Confrontation, Date night, drunk behavior, EMBARRASSMENT, front row seats, Frustration, holiday music, HummBlockerCraft, humming, Live Music, music etiquette, patience, refund, singing, staff escalation, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the hum of annoying concert-goers? Look no further! Join our server for a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience. No humming, singing, or tapping your feet allowed – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay.

Our server is so quiet, you’ll be able to hear a creeper sneaking up on you from a mile away. And if anyone dares to make a sound, our admin team will swiftly kick them out faster than you can say “shhh!”

Join now and say goodbye to unwanted background noise. Trust us, you won’t find a more serene gaming environment anywhere else. It’s like a virtual concert hall without the annoying lady behind you!

Crafty20sRedo

building resilience, career development, Crafty20sRedo, Decision making, education, embracing change, exploring passions, Financial Planning, finding purpose, goal-setting, learning from mistakes, life choices, personal growth, redo early 20s, relationships, seeking mentorship, seizing opportunities, self improvement, self reflection, Taking Risks, Time management

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to your early 20s? Well, now you can… in Minecraft! Join our server for a chance to relive your youth and make all the questionable decisions you wish you had made back then.

Forget responsibilities and bills, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic treehouse or starting a llama racing league. Who needs a job when you can mine for diamonds all day and party all night in our virtual world?

So come join us and let’s turn back the clock to a time when the only thing that mattered was how many creepers you could blow up in a day. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it… probably.

Brainy Biomarker Craft

Aging population, alzheimer’s, biomarker, biomarker development, Blood Test, blood-based biomarker, brain changes, brain health, Brainy, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Craft, dementia, early detection, early diagnosis, medical science, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, research, study

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Votes:	4855	Enchantments Applied:	178

come join our epic minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures ever!!! our server is like a magical land where you can mine diamonds with a spoon and ride on flying pigs!!!

we have a secret potion that gives you the power to speak to chickens and make them do your bidding!!!

if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies!!!

we even have a special quest where you can find a blood-based biomarker that will help you detect brain changes and become the smartest player on the server!!!

so what are you waiting for??? join now and let the craziness begin!!!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Antispam, banner, Cases, description, Floodprotect, fp help, GIF, Jobs, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, OWNER, personal account, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dimension Hops:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Classic Prison

activities, bedrock, Blackmarket, Cell, classic, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Events, Fishing, Guards, Npcs, patarhd, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP dnmc.net and Port 19132.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special events in the server?

A: Yes, you can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Snowy Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Adventure, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN, Brave US branch, Bravegroup, Cera Luceria, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, idol corp, IDOLS, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Maeve Morveren, merch, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, O’Lilou Loulou, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, Snowy, Squirmimi, STREAMS, Talents, Taring Hu, Terra 404, Threads, twitter, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server? It’s like the Go White Girl Go Edition, but in blocky form! Join us and vibe with the talents of V4Mirai, they’re like the virtual idols of the pixelated world. Crystalis, Petalight, Lunalia, Voltail, they’re all here to party with you in the virtual realm.

But wait, there’s more! We got other Brave EN groups too, like globie and VSPO! EN. They’re all ready to rock your blocky world with their epic streams and crazy antics. And don’t forget about Idol Corp, they’re like the adopted classmate of the Minecraft server, bringing some ASMR vibes to the mix.

So, why join this server? Because where else can you vibe with virtual idols, crazy EN groups, and ASMR sensations all in one place? Plus, we got merch, so you can rep your blocky fam in style. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Zombie Dances:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	7842	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8066
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9317
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Crops Grown:	7143	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9706
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Animals Bred:	114
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Players:	99/500	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7