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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6575 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
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