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RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
New Chunks Explored:	59762	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	34
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Farms Harvested:	631	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

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Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

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Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Farms Harvested:	861
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	129

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Votes:	9443
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Animals Bred:	66

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	7168	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mines Excavated:	2070
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	471
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

CraftyPandaGamer – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, CraftyPandaGamer, emotional depth, hidden talents, Individuality, inner thoughts, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, personal struggles, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-discovery journey, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, smp, unique perspective, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	9786	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, where else can you find a server where the pigs ride around on diamond-encrusted minecarts and the creepers do the cha-cha-cha? It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

And let me tell you, the admin on this server is like a wizard or something, I heard he can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand. And the mods? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, always swooping in to save the day when someone’s house gets blown up by a rogue TNT block.

But the best part? The community, man. It’s like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone’s constantly pranking each other and building giant statues of potatoes for no reason. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over to this server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Players:	98/600	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20