Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

adaptation, Blame, circle-jerk, eclipse, Epic, fuck you, HEIFERS, ice nine, idiots, Incels, Iran vs Israel, kindergarten, madness, Minecraft, POL, Prophecy, red, Red Deer, red heifer, self-hating, Shortcomings, society, two weeks, Vaccines, young adulthood

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

CraftAU Feed the Beast

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Star Shards Collected:	237	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Alien Abductions:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2337	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

Homepage: – http://www.craftau.com.au Forums: – http://www.craftau.com.au/forum Player Guide: – http://www.craftau.com.au/guide Server Rules: – http://www.craftau.com.au/rules Upgrades: – http://www.craftau.com.au/store

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

ftb.mc-a.us

CraftAU Skyblock Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	1206	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

sky.mc-a.us

Nerducopia

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Looking for a server to call home where everybody knows your name? A smaller, Rated PG, Family Friendly server filled with other Minecraft Nerds? The server is currently offering PvP/PvE Survival worlds with land claiming, base/chest protections. There is a Survival world economy, with server and player stores. PVP, PVE, and Raiding are all allowed, so protect your builds. Our main rules are no ads, no mod, no hacks and no swearing. There is a PvP Hub for those who just want combat! And we also offer a Creative World with land claiming and protected builds for those who want a more peaceful Minecraft experience. We have a Discord Server that is linked to our in game server chat. Join at https://discord.gg/rrqpbPY Lastly, we have a Server Facebook group. Join at thttps://www.facebook.com/groups/Nerducopiadoesminecraft/

nerducopia.no-ip.biz

EdgeWireGaming

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Mines Excavated:	3548
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

edgewiregaming.com A Minecraft Modded Server based on the Crackpack Modpack is all about the community, all are welcome to join in and play

Rules: No griefing/stealing/raiding No chat Spam/advertisments/Caps Respect fellow players and their property No hacks/exploits/glitches No Asking for Items, OP, ranks or Creative Mode No pvp unless agreed upon by both parties.

We hope to see you in game, Please do not ever hesitate to ask any of the staff for help, we are here to make sure your experience on our server are the best you can receive anywhere!

I want to build this server around the players so be sure to leave some feed back. Make sure to visit our website @ edgewiregaming.com

mc.edgewiregaming.com

A Whole Other Level

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

|*| Semi-Vanilla Survival |*|

The focus of this server is to provide players with an atmosphere that is close to vanilla, but that enhances the experience just a little to better fit with the multiplayer nature of the server. To ensure every player is able to learn just what makes this server special and unique, the full explanation is found at the in-game full tutorial, the “/help” has been modified to answer all common questions and issues, and the server website has an informative “About the Server” section. We have a great community and players enjoy the following server features:

play.awol-mc.net

Optic Craft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

DIAMOND FOR DIAMOND

When you Diamond our server, you will receive a Diamond in-game! You also get an extra Diamond if you Vote for the server! Spread the word, and maybe even earn yourself a third Diamond!

Don’t forget to read the Rules, more importantly, have Fun!

IP: 198.154.115.43:25565

198.154.115.43

AppleCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to AppleCraft! We are a new friendly server with lot’s to offer our players! We have many types of gameplay to choose from: Enjoy the amazinAbout AppleCraft

I guess you found us. Not sure how, but welcome! Please take about 5 minutes and read through this, it contains a bunch of good information

We’re a new-ish server, not brand spanking new, but not old. It’s run by heyaapl (ign: Appleteeni), and hosted in the United States. We’re an expanding, active server that is constantly building custom Survival Games maps, and our players love them to bits! As we’ve been growing, what started as a single Survival Games map has turned in to a bunch of custom maps, our community has been wanting me to do a bunch of stuff – so here is an explantation of what exists today: Website (New!) Forums (New!) Automated Survival Games Spleef Arenas 1v1 Arenas Hardcore Survival Server Creative World Epic Pixel Art Contests

We’re up 24/7, 365 days a week, and so is our community! Join in the fun, and play with us!g adventures in our Survival world, create incredible feats of Minecraft engineering in our Creative world, and if you feel so brave as to try and survive, avoid starvation, and slay your friends play automated, custom made, Survival Games maps!

Mc.Heyaapl.com

ToXIc MC

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Items Found:	1747
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

ToXIc MC

toxic.mcph.co

Kraftzone

Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchantments Applied:	253

[Premium] IP: mc.kraftzone.net [Cracked] IP: mc.kraftzone.net:25575 ———————————— -New Christmas town added warp: /xmas -New TnT minigame /tnt…to play Mini game checkers (/sky_checkers) Survival (anti-xray/economy) Freebuild (no anti-xray/no economy) SkySpawn (shop, spleef, warzone ctf) Survival Games CTF (/warhub) Towny Ranks (voting and donating get upgrades) MobArena , Cityworld, SkyBlock, Mcmmo

207.191.230.30

DBD Minecraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Farms Harvested:	619
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

PLAY.DBDMC.COM This is simply the best Small to Medium sized survival town server out there. OP Hardware, No Lag, Super friendly players, Helpful Staff, Custom Plugins, Economy and Established well over a year ago.

play.dbdmc.com

MC-Creative

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	7106
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Crops Grown:	8236	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
New Chunks Explored:	484737	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

A creative server that is different from the rest of the crowd. We don’t simply give you WorldEdit, we give you nearly every feature of it. We give you two 175X175 plots to build on, an arsenal of building tools, and a great community to build with. We have staff whom have proper training of all the necessary plugins. Join today and see what you are missing!!

COMMANDS: /plot auto -claims a plot /plot add -adds a friend to your plot /plot remove -removes a player from your plot /marry -marry a person /marry divorce -divorces your marriage /marry tp -teleport to your partner /tpa -request to teleport to someone /tpahere -request someone to teleport to you /yes -accepts a teleport request /no -denies a teleport request /silentno -denies a tp request, but won’t tell the other player /hat -wear an item on your head /pvpmode -toggle pvp mode on and off

wc.lumengaming.com

Sputnik One Networks

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8569	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

mc.sputnik1net.org

TheBroadSword Server!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2309	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

TheBroadSword Server!

192.227.132.211

MinecraftUK.com

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

play.minecraftuk.com

Animal Town

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

mc.animal-town.net