Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.
Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!
